In a Andy Pipkin voice "I want that one."
Jack Monroe #90 Freezer of lies in a house of extravagant buys
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Didn't she have a wheely suitcase? Did she take one to Edinburgh, didn't she have one with her in one of the train and shin kicking incidents? Why can't she use that?
Why can't she sell the hairdryer and the pizza oven she never uses. She could use the money to fund several online shops and get the heavy stuff delivered.
Why don't any of her Twitter followers suggest this?
And the blue tickers who like her 23 pence beans posts, would they ever buy 23 pence beans, or is it only good enough for the poors?
Does she really think poverty revolves around food not being cheap enough?
Why can't she sell the hairdryer and the pizza oven she never uses. She could use the money to fund several online shops and get the heavy stuff delivered.
Why don't any of her Twitter followers suggest this?
And the blue tickers who like her 23 pence beans posts, would they ever buy 23 pence beans, or is it only good enough for the poors?
Does she really think poverty revolves around food not being cheap enough?
The lids get changed, they get re arranged and she takes more photos.
Keep up!
Started reading the replies on trolleys. This has really annoyed me
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I've only been here (on Tattle) since the black eye bullshit but could someone explain why we don't call her out on Twitter?
No, She stores her vintage Viv (God rest her) in that.
They were gifted. She never sells anything that was gifted. Unless it is a £3000 special birthday watch given by her parents, that doesn't count.
She'd bite their head off and start a pile on.
Would they hell as like buy smart price beans. And yes, they are good enough for the poors (they really are not, and I for one am glad they are phasing them out, they are full of salt and sugar).
Yes absolutely.
Sorry if I offend using the angry emoji. I am not angry at you Fraus, I am angry at Mack. She is terrible (said Matt) today.
It is borderline racist....actually not even borderline.its cos Scottish people are tight innit.
jack's such a witty scamp!
Instead of buying crap instant mash to thicken soups 
, why doesn't she use lentils/ pulses/ barley or even a real potato instead- (or even just some cornflour) ....cheaper, more nutritional / high fibre and will fill you up for longer...and she could also make more nutritional flapjacks by using porridge oats which we know she has and buying dried fruit instead of pickled onions and making them herself
she hasn't a bleeping clue about nutrition!
, why doesn't she use lentils/ pulses/ barley or even a real potato instead- (or even just some cornflour) ....cheaper, more nutritional / high fibre and will fill you up for longer...and she could also make more nutritional flapjacks by using porridge oats she hasn't a bleeping clue about nutrition!
I’ve gone screenshot blind today so these may be repeats.
Don’t cross the platforms, tattle stays on tattle
Ah yes.. cross checking and knowledge.. such as % of fat in mince ..
How about fighting for decent wages and benefits so that people didn't have to rely on Smart Price anything?
What the hell is she feeding her cat? She doesn't make enough meaty things to have nearly enough leftovers for him. He's spoilt apparently because he gets some of the chicken thigh meat she's frozen...great... but what the hairy duck is the poor floof getting twice a day as main meals?
And the rabbit for that matter. Yes it can have veg off cuts but it needs rabbit food pelletty things as a base.
And the rabbit for that matter. Yes it can have veg off cuts but it needs rabbit food pelletty things as a base.
I have to agree with what people have said today. This has been my most active day in ages because she's so brazen, full of lies and woe... The worst for me is that she reads here (between Rebus books, dinosaur snores and secret ocado deliveries) and skims past the actual people who do have genuine need or real stories, while continuing the poverty cosplay and complete fabrication.
You can always tell the difference between shopping days and slopping days based on the 
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: reaction ratio.omg I feel like I want to listen, sounds so relaxing!Nadiya read the CBeebies bedtime story tonight. It was about a bear who made a pie out of berries, honey, and fish... that’s Jack’s next recipe sorted
Seriously though, she was lovely to listen to. Can’t imagine Jack being any good at lulling the nation’s toddlers to sleep with her nasal voice and chaoses
I've just been cleaning the kitchen, and thinking how horrible she is about the non food items.
If she genuinely wanted to help, she would add these costs in. I take it these are coming from her brexit stockpile?
Not everyone can store or afford six week's worth of toilet roll, soap, washing up liquid, sponges, kitchen roll, cleaning supplies, pads / tampons, shampoo, tissues, hand sanitizer (the last two - my kids are required to bring these into school).
Such a fake.
If she genuinely wanted to help, she would add these costs in. I take it these are coming from her brexit stockpile?
Not everyone can store or afford six week's worth of toilet roll, soap, washing up liquid, sponges, kitchen roll, cleaning supplies, pads / tampons, shampoo, tissues, hand sanitizer (the last two - my kids are required to bring these into school).
Such a fake.
The groceries bought today are for playing with, not for actual eating.
Food for Mack, SB and pets will be delivered by Ocado.
Food for Mack, SB and pets will be delivered by Ocado.
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