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Jack Monroe #90 Freezer of lies in a house of extravagant buys
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Imagine spending your entire Sunday trying to peddle the notion that you're poor on Twitter. Get a life Jack you absolute fraudster. All under the guise of "working" or "helping". Who?! All the nodding dogs in her echo chamber all nodding along and trying to send her money and trollies. She's got more money and luxury tit than you could dream of dears
Random Facebook squiggle is 1000000x more helpful than Jack, and this isn't even their job!
So immature and tee hee hee.
Which also makes me wonder how SB happened, given that she was apparently an uncloseted number 100+ most boring lesbian in Southend and resolutely unmaternal to this day. Did she decide to do some nudge nudge wink wink active cosplay one day before her discovery of a career of povo cosplay?
oooh what thread is the black-eye stuff? I got as far as #45 but got fomo fear..so now Iām here
I never thought Iād see the day where Iām excited to see her cooking again to cheer me up
Because <Tom Cruise maverick gif>
Also because everyone already knows that tip so itās not profitable
A squiggle puts their head above the parapet but luckily another squiggle is on hand to slap them down. Her followers suck.
Edited this for you Jack: āthis is my actual food budget
Are you familiar with her body of work, Barbara? Might I direct you to a certain scathing essay by the name of POTATOES
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In case youāre still confused, Tory (dear heart daughter of literal baron) Annunziata was NOT allowed to fall back on store cupboard ingredients, or buy in bulk, but Jack IS. Laws of time/hypocrisy/physics are all different in Jack land.
I live somewhere that sounds similar to those. The only shop in my town is a tiiiiiiiny Co op and it's prohibitively expensive. We have a fairly large population of elderly and financially vulnerable people. The nearest big Tesco is 50 minutes away in the car (there's a smaller one closer, but that's still a good thirty minutes away and isn't ideal for a varied shop on a budget.) I'm lucky because a) I have a car and b) my workplace is near the big Tesco so I don't even have to make a separate journey, but when the buses stopped over lockdown, a lot of people were very reliant on others in the community, or found their grocery bills went up if they chose instead to shop at the Co op. I was shopping for four people, not including myself, over lockdown. Feel guilty for not doing more but I began to feel like I was living at Tesco
For that matter, the bus service is notoriously unreliable (rural area, out in the sticks) and people are now petitioning the council to provide an alternative.
I still think people here have it easier than in other places (that don't have a Co op fairly central to the town), but seeing how people have struggled through lockdown, and presumably before lockdown too (Covid has been a real eye opener) it really puts Jack's whinging about a 20 minute walk to ASDA into perspective.
ETA: I, like many other Fraus this evening, have absolutely had it with her today. It makes me sad that people like this actually exist. It's hard to see the best in human kind when you're constantly presented with evidence that, as a species, we're pretty tit.
āWomen with plastic headscarvesā aka THE POORS darlings, I used to fratanise with the POORS! My story is VERY authentic, once Daddy took me to Dagenham market en route to evict a peasant who was late on their rent
Mid 60's I thinkoooh what thread is the black-eye stuff? I got as far as #45 but got fomo fear..so now Iām here
That same joke again? Jack shut up, you're about as funny as thrush š„±
I have no sympathy for her head followers. There is no critical thinking. She's a fraudster and they're gullible fools.
I'm also feeling pissed off as am shielding again and a trip to the shop would be a treat.
Can I do a request - that amazing Hitler reacts - I dont remember what thread its on
Can I do a request - that amazing Hitler reacts - I dont remember what thread its on
Ffs Iāll have to wake oldThat same joke again? Jack shut up, you're about as funny as thrush š„±
emoji out of his dinosaur snooze for that one. Jack with thrush 
Jack Monroe Reacts to Buddy Oliver Cooking
Jack Monroe does a chaos about just how utterly dreadful food.
Too short!! Ermm. Jack's a bleep.
Today has been really infuriating. I donāt know why sheās persisting with this narrative that she can only afford Ā£20 a week on groceries... itās a real slap in the face to people who genuinely are on the breadline (and have significantly more mouths to feed to boot).
She's just so bleeping BORING, apart from anything else!
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