Jack Monroe #87 Anchoïade, anchoïade, anchoïade
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Honestly this! I’d love a Roberts radio, could afford one, but it’s obscene to spend >£100 on something that I’ll use less than an app on the phone I carry everywhere?! That’s adulthood tho init can’t cater to every whim you have, Jackie do take note pls x
The latest Apple event has shown mini homepods at £100 a pop, wonder how many Jackie will cop
So, for the last few weeks and months, Marcus has been busy fighting for meals for children. Jamie Oliver has been passionate about trying to keep UK food standards. And Jack’s been begging for Patreons by promising postcards of slop at a tenner a pop.
Sounds like a right nice comfortable middle class life, that
Christmas is coming, I am sure one of herThe latest Apple event has shown mini homepods at £100 a pop, wonder how many Jackie will cop
ETA........... 3 is the magic number
tf is a homepod
I honestly don’t know anything about football other than having lived in the catchment area for West Ham superfandom, but it feels super weird she’d ever have been a QPR fan...? I don’t know if Southend have their own equivalent team but I find it hard to believe that would be QPR?!
Had to let go of my best boy 2 years ago. We laid together on his bed in the vets and I cuddled him into the great beyond.We had to get our puppy PTS due to fits that vet attributes to probable brain tumour .It broke our hearts in space of few days we lost our girl.My heart breaks that we were not with her at end because vet thought it would be too traumatic for us.She left being gently cuddled and held by vet while she put her to sleep.I still feel guilty she was not in my arms and if she wondered where we were vet reasurred us that she was "too far gone" by then but I miss her so much and feel I've betrayad her by getting another dog
I couldn't look at his photos, couldn't stroke another dog, wouldn't even talk about getting another because of the 'betrayal'..
Then one day someone on FB posted a pic of the saddest dog I had ever seen. Looking at him shocked me.
I looked at my best boy's empty spot and a week later I had a dog with the most awful backstory.
Now, I have the funniest idiot ever.
He's not my best boy. But he will be.
He's WAY too different but he's a delight and every time he overcomes one of his awful fears, it's just, well, I can't explain.
(He was starving, he has cigarette burn scars and old gunshot wounds)
Sorry.. Totally OT but I wanted to say something.
Quite a few items there which weren’t in the £20 shop.
Not to mention the pecans she put on the porridge. Not really a bargain nut to have hanging around. So what is the point of the £20 shop if she’s not going to stick to it?
msg's too tasty for jack's food. it's something that one usually throws away apparently but absolutely NOT AQUAFABA. cos that smells like cat food
(for some reason I can't attach the my cat's breath... gif from the Samsung keyboard gifs and it's not on the giphy here so this is the next best thing
)anyway we'll never get to know, it's just another item on Jack's Big Pile of Forgotten Projects
Weird how affecting animals can be. They are so truthful, I think
Wowzer, I almost wish I was part of Jack Monroe's inner circle. The gifts are out of this world. Multiple digital radios now? They must have all felt really tit when they found out about her son going cold and hungry in his too-small clothes and her teetering on the top rung of a ladder taking out the lightbulbs to sell on ebay and unplugging the fridge.
No wonder her outgoings are 90% of her wages - with at least two radios churning through the electricity for an undisclosed amount of time. Sheesh.
Also, this made me cry xxx
Oh Jackie is a big fan of high end products. We have @Sentient mirror a £300 smart mirror from Harrods, @traumatised sideboard an ode to her £6.5k of Cotswold Co furniture, and @MuddyMysteryBurberryScarf the £370 Burberry scarf she found in a puddle.
Tagging these fraus is like:
Ah tit. Tonight it looks like she has decided to be “cerraaazy” comedy Jack. It’s going to be a long night.
Let's #neverforget Jack's newfound policy (since being gifted the Tracy Emin she has in her bathroom) of never selling anything someone has given to her. Because that would be wrong.
I hate to hark back to the ‘food’ but... is anyone else slightly alarmed by the fat and salt content of her recipes. That puttanesca-alike soup with anchovies and olives - surely that would be too salty? Cheap bacon and hole sausage fat, slices of butter or lard - guaranteed to fur up the arteries!
None of the Jackolytes mention the nutritional values of her food they just gush about how wonderful it all is. It baffles me.
None of the Jackolytes mention the nutritional values of her food they just gush about how wonderful it all is. It baffles me.
Bugger, I'm too knackered to stay up and watch the shitshow unveil. Plenty to catch up on in the morning over coffee I suppose.Ah tit. Tonight it looks like she has decided to be “cerraaazy” comedy Jack. It’s going to be a long night.
Can I go for a piss and a sleep now?
I imagine this is what happens when the followers encourage her by saying stuff like "that sounds very autistic"Ah tit. Tonight it looks like she has decided to be “cerraaazy” comedy Jack. It’s going to be a long night.
She gets giddy when she thinks *yuss, it's working* this is when the pov mask slips though and she starts revealing more expensive products she has or starts embellishing old anecdotes to keep the crowd going
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