Jack Monroe #87 Anchoïade, anchoïade, anchoïade

[Debarkle]

I honestly don’t know anything about football other than having lived in the catchment area for West Ham superfandom, but it feels super weird she’d ever have been a QPR fan...? I don’t know if Southend have their own equivalent team but I find it hard to believe that would be QPR?!

Yeah I don’t think she was a long term fan but I think Allegra was, so she’s just copied Allegra and made it her thing too. Like Louisa and Sophie I suppose.

 

[blurstoftimes]

A bleeping jar in the fridge, filled with dirty pan fat? Rancid behaviour

The fat rendered from a lovely juicy organic roast chicken to cook potatoes in = delicious
The fat rendered from cheap bacon and eyelid sausages = SOMEONE PLEASE GO AND SAVE THAT POOR CHILD

 

[melfish]

Why are these people so grasping? LIke they are owed adoration, or money, or fame?

You don't get money just to exist ffs. Well, not under capitalism, which is a story for another time

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Also, this made me cry xxx

Sorry! I wish I could show you all the change in him but

 

[chocolate choux]

No wonder her outgoings are 90% of her wages - with at least two radios churning through the electricity for an undisclosed amount of time. Sheesh.

Also doesn’t sound advisable for someone with SEVERE ADHD. Her environment is so overwhelming with all the different sounds coming from the radios, the house full of visual clutter, the constant Twitter checking. The modern world is overwhelming enough but she’s taken it up several notches. Even the most chill person would probably suffer from being in that house

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

omg did she kill it herself?

this just made me HOWL with laughter. Yes, absolutely.

 

[blurstoftimes]

They're all #gifted OBVIOUSLY!

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Jack doesn't just enjoy music like a regular normal person. She's OBSESSED with music in a way that no one else could ever understand

 

[melfish]

Also doesn’t sound advisable for someone with SEVERE ADHD. Her environment is so overwhelming with all the different sounds coming from the radios, the house full of visual clutter, the constant Twitter checking. The modern world is overwhelming enough but she’s taken it up several notches. Even the most chill person would probably suffer from being in that house

Seems so. Overstimulated

 

[Bobtheknob]

We had to get our puppy PTS due to fits that vet attributes to probable brain tumour .It broke our hearts in space of few days we lost our girl .My heart breaks that we were not with her at end because vet thought it would be too traumatic for us.She left being gently cuddled and held by vet while she put her to sleep.I still feel guilty she was not in my arms and if she wondered where we were vet reasurred us that she was "too far gone" by then but I miss her so much and feel I've betrayad her by getting another dog

It’s a tribute to her that you got another dog. Because of her you are giving a dog a wonderful life. Sorry for your loss.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I imagine this is what happens when the followers encourage her by saying stuff like "that sounds very autistic"

She gets giddy when she thinks *yuss, it's working* this is when the pov mask slips though and she starts revealing more expensive products she has or starts embellishing old anecdotes to keep the crowd going

Absolutely this.. Which is why I don't say too much about any of that here.. She'll 'chameleon' it into her cos play and sucker people.

 

[melfish]

this just made me HOWL with laughter. Yes, absolutely.

I'd honestly never heard of her until this morning when the Sali Hughes thread went dead

 

[MaggyMay]

So, for the last few weeks and months, Marcus has been busy fighting for meals for children. Jamie Oliver has been passionate about trying to keep UK food standards. And Jack’s been begging for Patreons by promising postcards of slop at a tenner a pop.

Was just thinking the same thing. Imagine if she put all this self obsessed twitter energy into videos about campaigning.

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

I'd honestly never heard of her until this morning when the Sali Hughes thread went dead

I love it. I’m hooting up a lung. I actually had to think to myself “did she kill the kitten?”

 

[Veronicaaa]

Jack doesn't just enjoy music like a regular normal person. She's OBSESSED with music in a way that no one else could ever understand

Everything we know about her musical taste points to it being so middle of the road too

 

[Scotty1976]

ugh been there with my rottie pup. It's heartbreaking

So sorry for you and your pup .I feel that I've failed her in some ways not being able to save her yet jack seemed to want attention about her kitten .I dreaded anyone asking about our puppy when I couldn't help break down about her .Our girl wasn't a rottie but I think they're so cute with their brown eyebrows .With the way some people behave I can see why people can love their animals more than humans .

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

Everything we know about her musical taste points to it being so middle of the road too

I’m going to watch the video again. It cheers me up so much

 

[blurstoftimes]

#88 Jack Monroe and the grinding poverty of owning 6 digital radios

I'm already looking forward to December and the inevitable JM version of the Twelve Days of Christmas. 12 Cotswold Sideboards, 11 stupid hair styles, 10 eyelid sausages...etc etc...1 sentient mirrorrrr

 

[melfish]

So sorry for you and your pup .I feel that I've failed her in some ways not being able to save her yet jack seemed to want attention about her kitten .I dreaded anyone asking about our puppy when I couldn't help break down about her .Our girl wasn't a rottie but I think they're so cute with their brown eyebrows .With the way some people behave I can see why people can love their animals more than humans .

For sure. He was so kind too. Just an all-round good guy

 

[Alansbigplate]

Has she said she’s going to bed yet?

 

[melfish]

I love it. I’m hooting up a lung. I actually had to think to myself “did she kill the kitten?”

This is deeply funny but also unfunny