It's literally a term about sports.
God she is insufferable.
God she is insufferable.
I actually feel a bit dizzy at how gross this is.Actually disturbing, imagine seeing that fat coming out of the eyelid sausages (her words) and thinking ~I know, I'll save that to cook my darling son's vegetables in~.
Oh GOD she’s been commissioned to write a patronising as duck piece about Marcus Rashford and how he’s built on her legacy, hasn’t she?
It's like another bleeping sphinx's riddle crossed with one of those awful GCSE Maths scenarios.Wait, so how many radios does she have?
I guarantee this’ll be to make up a convincing line her working class landlord dad spits out in the poverty novella. She’ll probably make up he’s got the bleeping Boleyn gates tattooed across his chest
Oh god you may be right, she's deleted the original, dismissive about football tweet and posted this in its placeOh GOD she’s been commissioned to write a patronising as duck piece about Marcus Rashford and how he’s built on her legacy, hasn’t she?
Allegra cooked for Mary P, JM tagged along.How dare you! She once cooked for MARY PORTAS!
Oh my gosh yes. This is my theory, that it was her way of getting out of her relationship with Allegra/a weird rebellion against her.Didn't her and Allegra end because A wanted a girlfriend with tits?
this has killed meIt's like another bleeping sphinx's riddle crossed with one of those awful GCSE Maths scenarios.
"Jack has fewer radios than sideboards, but more radios than Emins. The crappy bungalow has 14 rooms, but not all have their own radio. If Jack is working in the kitchen but only has half her radios on, how many times will she need to rinse her beans?"
There aren't enough "duck off"s in the world for how I want to respond to this.
Absolutely no way it was Jack wanting out of that relationship, I'd bet 5 radios on it being Allegra using it as a reason to dump her.This is my theory, that it was her way of getting out of her relationship with Allegra
Seems like a lot of work, to extract eyelids from pigs
An honest version:Oh GOD she’s been commissioned to write a patronising as duck piece about Marcus Rashford and how he’s built on her legacy, hasn’t she?
And the liver!
And the slow cooker chicken stock that will grow legs and walk itself out the pot if she leaves it there much longerYou're forgetting about the sentient mirror, pistachio milk, chicken livers etc...
I have got a radio in every room in my place too. One in the living/kitchen/bedspace, another in the bathroom.About the radios. It’s all fun and bleeping games to her. View attachment 274873