It's literally a term about sports.
God she is insufferable.
God she is insufferable.
Jack Monroe #87 Anchoïade, anchoïade, anchoïade
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I actually feel a bit dizzy at how gross this is.
She wouldn't dare serve this to a friend or another adult.
Oh GOD she’s been commissioned to write a patronising as duck piece about Marcus Rashford and how he’s built on her legacy, hasn’t she?
It's like another bleeping sphinx's riddle crossed with one of those awful GCSE Maths scenarios.
"Jack has fewer radios than sideboards, but more radios than Emins. The crappy bungalow has 14 rooms, but not all have their own radio. If Jack is working in the kitchen but only has half her radios on, how many times will she need to rinse her beans?"
I guarantee this’ll be to make up a convincing line her working class landlord dad spits out in the poverty novella. She’ll probably make up he’s got the bleeping Boleyn gates tattooed across his chest
Oh god you may be right, she's deleted the original, dismissive about football tweet and posted this in its place
ETA also sorry @HarderFaster for not crediting you correctly on the tory plant theory!
Allegra cooked for Mary P, JM tagged along.
Oh my gosh yes. This is my theory, that it was her way of getting out of her relationship with Allegra/a weird rebellion against her.
I’m just shocked she’s never once given a hashed excuse for it.
There aren't enough "duck off"s in the world for how I want to respond to this.
About the radios. It’s all fun and bleeping games to her.
No matter how much she tries I doubt it. Come to anything when it comes to M R he had done more than she could dream off and he has not made money from it. He's got a job, he's just doing good things to help people less fortunate.
Absolutely no way it was Jack wanting out of that relationship, I'd bet 5 radios on it being Allegra using it as a reason to dump her.
Seems like a lot of work, to extract eyelids from pigs
An honest version:
"OFFSIDE!" I shouted at the ref. "Cameron was OFFSIDE!"
But Cameron had long since limped off to the subs' bench in the sky. I hate to admit it, but while I had my eye off the ball, Marcus Rashford nutmegged me, hit the back of the net, and was awarded Man of the Match, leaving me with naught to do but stir the half-time orange into some pasta.
The real version (spoiler alert):
I'll never forget the way my soul GNASHED and HOWLED when my young son looked up at me and whimpered, "More bread and jam please, Mummy." I'd already sold the lightbu...
And the slow cooker chicken stock that will grow legs and walk itself out the pot if she leaves it there much longer
Instagram.....
Don’t you dare Jack.
Taylor Swift songs and football are my two favourite things in the world, and you’ve already had a good go at ruining one for me.
Taylor Swift songs and football are my two favourite things in the world, and you’ve already had a good go at ruining one for me.
I have got a radio in every room in my place too. One in the living/kitchen/bedspace, another in the bathroom.
To be fair, the bedspace is behind partition doors, and the kitchen is in an alcove. It is in fact quite roomy.
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