Jack Monroe #87 Anchoïade, anchoïade, anchoïade

[colouredlines]

In our months of Jack-watching, we've seen evidence of precisely one friend (Vix).

Who is giving her all these gifts?!

Do you think she wraps them up herself and sticks them under the tree tagged For Mama Jack, love Cooper?

 

[Mustard]

I made a worse one at the time I had never seen ice cream scoops of butter, ever it never occurred to me, a mouthful of butter

They love to serve scoops of whipped butter on pancakes at the US pancake houses.

 

[melfish]

Asda Smart Price frozen sausages. £1 for 20. According to Jack made of "arseholes, eyelids and bollocks" (I may have got those in the wrong order, but cba to dig up the original receipt). Used in her "cucina povera".

So her main thing is basically poverty porn, when I'm sure she has a tidy income. Exploitative

 

[MancBee]

So her main thing is basically poverty porn, when I'm sure she has a tidy income. Exploitative

In a nutshell

 

[DinosaurSenior]

But...but digital radios tune themselves. There's no....knob twiddling involved. Arsemunch.

 

[Pocahontas]

In 2014, she actually describes herself rooting through a ready meal lasagne to discover what the ingredients were in this new, complicated and apparently mysterious food:

"So, I bought one from M&S, unwrapped it, felt through that sticky white sauce and revealed layers of minced meat, tomato sauce and pasta sheets. Not so mysterious"

I LOVED @colouredlines joke about Jack’s dumbfounded discovery of a lasagne’s layers Here
Lord Lucan

 

[Themaninblack]

So her main thing is basically poverty porn, when I'm sure she has a tidy income. Exploitative

 

[AmTellinYa]

Hormones here too

And here x

 

[Readingismyhobby]

It might be an admin/typo error, but Jack's "crappy" bungalow is listed as being available from 13/02/21,

Wonder if that’s why she is ramping up the begging?

 

[Veronicaaa]

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This weird mum of a toddler cosplay nonsense again.

SO ridiculous, she's literally at home alone all day and weekends too!

 

[colouredlines]

SO ridiculous, she's literally at home alone all day and weekends too!

You're forgetting about the sentient mirror, pistachio milk, chicken livers etc...

 

[Toffee finger]

I wish all of Jack’s followers caught on as quickly as @melfish has

 

[Veronicaaa]

You're forgetting about the sentient mirror, pistachio milk, chicken livers etc...

 

[Blurp]

How dare you! She once cooked for MARY PORTAS!

Bet Mary never expected that, bit like the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

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Sitting down and relaxing is all she does? I mean, she tweets every hour of every day from the sofa?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Asda Smart Price frozen sausages. £1 for 20. According to Jack made of "arseholes, eyelids and bollocks" (I may have got those in the wrong order, but cba to dig up the original receipt). Used in her "cucina povera".

Not to be confused with a Rissole which is the piece of meat from around a pig's hole..

 

[melfish]

Not to be confused with a Rissole which is the piece of meat from around a pig's hole..

oh hell no

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[encore]

'Football'. Give it a rest.

 

[JoyceDivision]

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Oh do duck off David Jackola