Google dog pictures, you insufferable twunt.oh my god sweet baby jesus.View attachment 258366
eta the raw gut spilling tedium would probably be more amusing than this. please post it.
Jack Monroe #79 Big mistake. Big. HUGE.
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Again, can you imagine NigellaMom or THAT MAN telling us how they feel about the amount of kids they have or the complicated reasons behind it. Get a diary, Jack.
Has anyone told her that dogs are for life, not just 3 weekends out of 4?oh my god sweet baby jesus.
eta the raw gut spilling tedium would probably be more amusing than this. please post it.
She's grieving for having no more kids? Really? Or is she grieving for the last 10 years she's shown such resentment to him?
Coming from someone who has spent years, day in day out, listening to the silence of having no kids , duck off Jack
You don't know the meaning of the word heartache.
Absolute fucknugget 
She’s doing a £20 weekly shop “for many reasons” yet wants to get a dog? Because they’re SO cheap to look after.
Attention seeking twit.
She’s doing a £20 weekly shop “for many reasons” yet wants to get a dog? Because they’re SO cheap to look after.
Attention seeking twit.
Please me my mom.
You've already done the burnout thing, you nincompoop. You asked for all the symptoms, got all the answers and ended up with a shitload of medication (which is not a cure).
You will have to think of another excuse 'gently and properly'.
ETA This has already been covered. As you were.
Come on, that’s just sloppy! We had that excuse two excuses ago
Was it the person who's a friend of a friend of the landlord or something that said no dogs?? Possibly @GothPrincess??
I swear part of the reason this year feels so weird is spending too much time ‘with’ Jack and her endlessly repeating cycles.
<Ron Burgundy - I don’t believe you gif>
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I absolutely cannot believe that this woman after the rabbits kitten and Guinea pigs that she would even contemplate a dog.. which is more work than all of those animals put together. She like Katie price should be banned from keeping animals.
I have two spaniels that need to be walked 3 or 4 times a day, cannot be left alone and obviously therer are limitations around not being able to go on holiday or for weekends away where dogs are not allowed. I am very stable and I can tell you now my animals are extremely hard work ! How can a clearly unstable person even contemplate getting a dog!! She is the most selfish idiot I have ever come across ! Never mind getting a dog concentrate on stability, routine and ensuring you sort your carry on out for your son. I'm absolutely fuming ! I had to take a break from these threads when she got the kitten as it was too upsetting for me and I hope for whatever poor animal is out there she is contemplating getting , for their sake it does not happen !
I have two spaniels that need to be walked 3 or 4 times a day, cannot be left alone and obviously therer are limitations around not being able to go on holiday or for weekends away where dogs are not allowed. I am very stable and I can tell you now my animals are extremely hard work ! How can a clearly unstable person even contemplate getting a dog!! She is the most selfish idiot I have ever come across ! Never mind getting a dog concentrate on stability, routine and ensuring you sort your carry on out for your son. I'm absolutely fuming ! I had to take a break from these threads when she got the kitten as it was too upsetting for me and I hope for whatever poor animal is out there she is contemplating getting , for their sake it does not happen !
I said it before in my first sojourn to these parts in the Summer, but I genuinely don't think Jack enjoys being a cookery / food writer. I presume that's the 'responsibility' to which she alludes, which makes me wonder why she doesn't just keep up the blog but get a steady job with less profile / pressure.
I follow a lot of food influencers (some of whom are far better known than Jack, some of whom have a fraction of her followers) but they all seem to genuinely love what they do and it really shows in their writing and their social profiles. I don't get that sense, anymore, from her.
When jackie adopts her doggo, I'll adopt a Brian.
ah, the correct 2 syllable pronunciation of Saturday
she did! and I can't find it either!
although she has also said cooper acts like a dog, so can't she be happy with that?
Louisa's channel 4 news was very good tonight. I can't help think this is something to do with getting her attention or something.
Town centre - stranger’s dog - pandemic - compromised immune system
I one of her friends or family has a responsibility to have a very frank talk with her, she is not cut out for public life she is far to sensitive, she not an academic, setting herself up to fail on this book. I am certain she is living beyond her means. Lastly I think she is seriously over medicated.
Tbh I'm surprised she hasn't claimed trichotillomania as one of her ailments - she talks about hair loss enough and several of us have mentioned it on here before and it would fit into her narrative
Try not to let her upset you @Melmoo.
There are many, many mad dog (and other pet companion) ladies involved in many rescues across the UK who 
.She really is a miserable bleeping beast of a person. Moaning about adulthood at 32 and what does she mean by responsibility, having a child? There are no depths she won't plumb.
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