Why the hell did I ever want to follow her on twitter again? She’s bleeping insufferable
Jack Monroe #79 Big mistake. Big. HUGE.
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It must be exhausting in her head as she flits from one thing to another. Th last thing she needs is a dog. It will take more than her £20 budget to feed a dog as well as herself and SB.
Jack, look up BorrowMyDoggy and get to know someone who needs their dogs walked. You have plenty of time to do this and you will help someone out.
Jack, look up BorrowMyDoggy and get to know someone who needs their dogs walked. You have plenty of time to do this and you will help someone out.
Also, still a few threads behind but is she back with Louisa? She's tagging her in dog pics????
oh my god sweet baby jesus. 
eta the raw gut spilling tedium would probably be more amusing than this. please post it.
eta the raw gut spilling tedium would probably be more amusing than this. please post it.
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No she just likes using dogs to manipulate Louisa.
Oh FFS. Not a good reason to get a dog, borrow a dog then.
What if the cat is scared of dogs...
I only have one child, I couldn’t have another, get over it. If the silence is oppressive what’s going to happen when he’s a teenager and he’s either hiding or out.
Also Vlad is bleeping with my mind with suggestions -
Construction - constructing lies?
What if the cat is scared of dogs...
I only have one child, I couldn’t have another, get over it. If the silence is oppressive what’s going to happen when he’s a teenager and he’s either hiding or out.
Also Vlad is bleeping with my mind with suggestions -
Construction - constructing lies?
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Come on, that’s just sloppy! We had that excuse two excuses ago
if she feeds her son smart price sausages. what will she feed the dog? half decent dog food cost more than instant mash, value sausages and beans.
the phrase wouldn't feed it to a dog rings very true when it comes to her feeding him.
Bringing a dog into a household with a pre-teen and cat would be challenging for anyone, let alone someone as busy as Jack.... I hope her followers are honest and don’t indulge her latest whim.
The cabal salivates
It's not bullshit burnout again is it?
Might that just be a hitherto feeling most of us call guilt?
Welcome to the real world you entitled prick. You are in this situation AGAIN because of all the constant fannying about & procrastinating.
JFC, you're 32..start acting like it & take some responsibility for this relentless cycle of shite.
And, for the love of God..please don't get a dog you're barely able to look after yourself.
Might that just be a hitherto feeling most of us call guilt?
Welcome to the real world you entitled prick. You are in this situation AGAIN because of all the constant fannying about & procrastinating.
JFC, you're 32..start acting like it & take some responsibility for this relentless cycle of shite.
And, for the love of God..please don't get a dog you're barely able to look after yourself.
Just think about all the donations she could get rolling in if she had a dog. It needs so much money everyone and I wouldn't ask but.....*rattles tip jar*
Then a 14th bleeping sideboard pops up.
Then a 14th bleeping sideboard pops up.
Ah ok. We are onto doggo and catto pics. Again 
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She couldn’t have a bleeping chicken on Sat’dyIs she trying to get a dog?!
Can anyone find the tweet where she said she's not allowed to have a dog in her rented house? I'm looking but can't find it. I KNOW she said it.
She'll claim the dog is a 'Support Animal' and if the Landlord won't wear it and slings her out she'll have made herself homeless.
Much in the same way she made herself jobless at the fire service.
Much in the same way she made herself jobless at the fire service.
That was then, this is NOW!!
Also, if only Louisa knew someone who could send her some stories
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Christ. Don't suggest that
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