Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown
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Of course our dear heart had something to say on Jack's supermarket sharing her name. Bold of her to assume she has functioning taste buds if she thinks all green herbs can be substitued for each other.
No thanks, Jack's: we do have actual taste buds | Jack Monroe
If it wants to take over the Aldi/Lidl market, the Tesco spin-off needs to up its gamewww.theguardian.com
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Now I ain't no influencer but surely if you want a brand partnership the best thing not to do is write an entire article slagging them off?! Also, after MistyEyedRhetoricGate, what supermarket would touch her with a bargepole?
Reasonably well known? Yeah if you live inside twitter.
I hate the way she makes herself out as such a gentle, unassuming soul - "tentatively" "reaching out" to see if they want to collaborate. Frame it truthfully, Jack, you brazenly suggested a lucrative partnership which would result in plenty of publicity and sweet, sweet dollar for the exposure you so crave. Just like Daddy dearest with his incessant local-press seeking.Of course our dear heart had something to say on Jack's supermarket sharing her name. Bold of her to assume she has functioning taste buds if she thinks all green herbs can be substitued for each other.
No thanks, Jack's: we do have actual taste buds | Jack Monroe
If it wants to take over the Aldi/Lidl market, the Tesco spin-off needs to up its game
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Now I ain't no influencer but surely if you want a brand partnership the best thing not to do is write an entire article slagging them off?! Also, after MistyEyedRhetoricGate, what supermarket would touch her with a bargepole?
Absolutely this - it’s very important for parents to understand that seeking help for mental health does not put your children at risk of being taken away. Please seek help when you need it; you’ll be offered support, you will not be penalised.
Sorry, I keep replying, but this. Jack was saying that she had been sober for a week in 2019, claiming ludicrous amounts of alcohol that she had been consuming but that she is now not drinking. Lots of publicity and Guardian articles but at no point did anyone suggest that her child should be taken off her.
She is a wild fantasist but her words could really harm others.
She didn't.She claimed she joined but was banned, she was going to provide details to yel, but no idea if she ever did
Can’t just take her coat off like everyone else can she?
She would have known, or searched it. However she always uses the 'lots of people contacted me to ask ....' to initiate whatever is her narrative du jour.
I'm hoping for a little Christmas romance for Jackie. No woman can survive on fingering leeks alone. I can imagine the Frauternity will be most welcoming.
The sheer brass neck of the woman assuming a supermarket was named after her.
Like she is the only person in the world called Jack. Argrghghgh the arrogance infuriates me.
Like she is the only person in the world called Jack. Argrghghgh the arrogance infuriates me.
It's delusions of grandeur, all of it. When you think about how furious she was that JO got that channel 4 lockdown show. She truly, truly thought that should have been hers. It's the equivalent of a Hollyoaks actor kicking off about not being cast instead of Brad Pitt. Imagine Nigella posting a selfie at a lake and alluding to 'might jump in, but probably not' every few months. Best of all, it paid off and she actually got such a good opportunity out of it.
'mithering turnip' overtaking 'ludicrous prune' for best comeback
Both of which have me hooting'mithering turnip' overtaking 'ludicrous prune' for best comeback
‘Bid each other good day’. I see poor little urchin Jack was still trapped in the ol’ Dickens novel.
This happens a lot with her writing. If you stop to imagine the actual scenario as described, it’s ludicrous (prune), as routinely pointed out on here. Jack having a quick chat about dogs and ducks with a couple of blokes who’d been concerned she was going to harm herself, tipping their hats to each other and merrily bidding, “Good day!” Jack opening the front door without the postman noticing because he’s too absorbed in standing on her doorstep, rocking on his heels and sniffing the rinsed beans like a Bisto kid.
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Aww Naya. That reminds me, remember when Jack jumped on that bandwagon and then deleted the tweets. Speaking of tweets, she’s had her Station Officer Steele hat on this afternoon and has been tweeting about fire safety tips. She is scarred from listening to someone stuck in a grain silo, which I have to confess I snort laughed at as I tried to sneakily grunk.
Perhaps she can also teach us how to walk one foot in front of the other, inhaling oxygen as we go. And bleeping ‘gas station’.
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What is she talking about?! I've never heard of Jack's supermarkets. I've just googled and it literally tells you on the home page the stores were named after the Tesco founder, Jack CohenOf course our dear heart had something to say on Jack's supermarket sharing her name. Bold of her to assume she has functioning taste buds if she thinks all green herbs can be substitued for each other.
No thanks, Jack's: we do have actual taste buds | Jack Monroe
If it wants to take over the Aldi/Lidl market, the Tesco spin-off needs to up its game
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Now I ain't no influencer but surely if you want a brand partnership the best thing not to do is write an entire article slagging them off?! Also, after MistyEyedRhetoricGate, what supermarket would touch her with a bargepole?
. Why would a supermarket name themselves after her anyway?! Anyway, a pleasing mini grunka after a BUSY afternoon.
All that fire hazard safety chat from a woman whos house looks like an episode of Hoarders. Ovens balanced on top of microwaves. Remember her DKL setup with all the plugs and wires. Sure, jan
Incywincy is on the grunka express, currently in #66
Like when she did a huge public apology to THAT MAN.
Jack hun, he doesn’t give a sweet tit/know who the flying duck you are anyway.
Definitely on a par with irredeemable cockthistle'mithering turnip' overtaking 'ludicrous prune' for best comeback
. Some wag called George Osborne this years ago and it's always amused me .- Status