I expect she will start ranting about electric scooters in about 6 months time. Bloody kids, enjoying themselves.she hasn't posted dinner yet
nowt since she was wittering to a squiggle about all the fire hazards her dad has warned her about.
these include, but are not limited to, electric blankets, silos, motorbikes and ouija boards. well, the ouija board isn't strictly a fire hazard, but there was wittering
Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown
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Jack/Clint photoshop opportunity? I can visualise it, but lack the skills to realise it.
I've also said "marinade" when what I meant was "marinate"
In my defence, I'd just woken up from my siesta (translation for Jack 
: my afternoon nap).Oooh no. I don't think she likes Clint Eastwood. I took one for the team and watched that God awful rage poetry video
.Looking forward to the end of the week, when we tot up just how much she's made from her £20 Asda smartprice shop which was meant to feed her and her son 3 meals a day for 7 days! We've already disqualified the Tesco finest sardines lunch #rulebreak
I think we are past those kind of finer details, dear heartI've also said "marinade" when what I meant was "marinate"
.It would add extra piquancy (a word not in Jack's cooking lexicon!)Oooh no. I don't think she likes Clint Eastwood. I took one for the team and watched that God awful rage poetry video
ooh, yeah, we need a spreadsheet!
The very same ouija board I used to eject her from haunting this thread?she hasn't posted dinner yet
nowt since she was wittering to a squiggle about all the fire hazards her dad has warned her about.
these include, but are not limited to, electric blankets, silos, motorbikes and ouija boards. well, the ouija board isn't strictly a fire hazard, but there was wittering
I’m not a million miles from her and it was roasting on Sunday and Monday this week and that‘s speaking as someone who is normally cold!
Don't you be coming rand 'ere with your fancy words you mithering maven. (Ten bucks that our wee lassie will be using piquant by next week).
Dinner has been posted, some kind of veg and salmon soup (is that a thing?) with leeks on toast on the side. It looks...alright?
Served in a Victorian bedpan..
it's still kinda sloppy tho
and calling herbs straggly isn't exactly appetising!
and calling herbs straggly isn't exactly appetising!
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Tbf those leeks look exactly as I would have expected a fingerblasted leek to look.
That chilli oil makes it all look like she's been changing a tampon over it.
She's used leeks and mustard, too. I don't think those were on the list or in the photos? Or the chilli oil?
ETA: chilli oil possibly accounted for - from Tesco Finest sardines.
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