Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Best thing to do with chicken livers is flash fry them in butter, add a little redcurrant sauce, thyme and white pepper, allow them to cool and - I'm sorry, Fraus - blend them - with a packet of ice cold butter and serve on toast or sourdough crackers.

Next is fry them as before, but with mash, savoy cabbage, onion and mushroom gravy. No blender required.

 

[SoulRebel]

Excellent! Thank you! In that case I have been grunkaing all day! I think this is my new favourite thread....

Welcome and now duck off. If you don't want to then just say shan't.
How fab is it to become a verb, @GrunkaLunka?

 

[Themaninblack]

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Seriously, what is the point of this vote? "For the one you're most keen to have!!" Unless you are SB (perhaps) or Mackie (double perhaps) you aren't going to be having anything. Even if you want to (treble perhaps).

 

[Fraggle]

If she put the same amount of hard work in finding a secure job as she does making inedible slop, she wouldn’t need to hustle for the £’s

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I am becoming more and more convinced that she’s quietly dropped the poverty book.

I reckon it's been dropped for her.

 

[SoulRebel]

Oh my days, I forgot. Poor Pocohontas -

 

[Silver Linings]

*tip jar rattle*

 

[bazzam]

‘salmon soup - pescatarian’. No bleeping tit Sherlock.

to be fair it is made of salmon paste, more like salmon entrails soup.

 

[NellieBoo]

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If I had a book deadline looming, I wouldn't be bleeping around on Twitter and writing blog posts, that's for sure!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

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*tip jar rattle*

Spend some cash on draught excluders and thermal curtains instead of garden hammocks?

 

[Pocahontas]

Jack Monroe #79 Big mistake. Big. HUGE.

Congratulations to @Froggies for your first thread title! 75 reactions 🎉 Be proud of yourself. Recap of thread #78 Jack really is the luckiest little urchin alive. To find a pristine Burberry scarf in a puddle of mud and have no one claim it despite very, very, many, many attempts to locate...

tattle.life

New thread!

 

[SoulRebel]

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*tip jar rattle*

IT'S NOT A house (I can't keep shouting), it's a crappy bungalow. You are in the South of England in September, you bottom.
PS - I think that hells needs an apostrophe.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

"feels subversive, smells delicious..." looks bleeping appalling. and don't be stealing sentient from us!

'Subversive' It's hardly smuggling Bibles into the Soviet Union now is it?

 

[Lanie]

IT'S NOT A house (I can't keep shouting), it's a crappy bungalow. You are in the South of England in September, you bottom.
PS - I think that hells needs an apostrophe.

This house is much smaller than hers and it's cold. Perhaps put the heating on for an hour and shut your doors pet.

 

[Pixie06]

Curried liver???? She can’t be serious. Please tell me she’s taking the piss.

Liver lasagne??? Surely that outdoes fish finger lasagne even.

 

[Eurgh]

Livasgne.