The mittens are from Asda, stand down Fraus. And honestly, the milk tray man. Why are her references always so strangely dated?
Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown
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The mittens are from Asda, stand down Fraus. And honestly, the milk tray man. Why are her references always so strangely dated?
Oh for fucksakes. Should we be on standby for the thermals keeping the unruly labia in check whilst she 'lolls' around on the furniture? Boak.gif
The dated references are down to whatever the homo-Oedipal syndrome is called.. Where she is constantly looking for a 'Mummy'..
Insert Dr Who "Are you my Mummy?" gif
ETA.. She picks her references up from older women.
Ah the Monroeian Slip...she says ‘Mrs J’ but means a mother.
Which Mrs J... it’s not an exclusive title
There's only ever ONE Mrs J. #JacktimeDo we know which Mrs J it was?
Honestly, keeping up with these threads could be a full time job!
I just can't get over (though really should know better...) her snippy 'I'm NOT back' only days ago to the nice Mr squiggle only for her to tweet almost endlessly since.
Fraus, does anyone have the receipt of her commenting somewhere on how random words in capitals set her teeth on edge? Something she does all the bastard time
I just can't get over (though really should know better...) her snippy 'I'm NOT back' only days ago to the nice Mr squiggle only for her to tweet almost endlessly since.
Fraus, does anyone have the receipt of her commenting somewhere on how random words in capitals set her teeth on edge? Something she does all the bastard time
"lolling about" well, yeah she sure as tit ain't working
What's she on about? It was 25-30 degrees in Southend last week
Didn’t you know Jack is in a RENTED bungalow and isn’t allowed the same access to weather as the rest of us as she is BUSY in her tiny RENTED bungalow.What's she on about? It was 25-30 degrees in Southend last week
Also, time traveller. Last week is this week which is also next week, then and NOW.
SHE LEFT. Now duck off thankyou
She's a Serial Monogamist..
Mrs J was never here. Or if she was, she never confirmed this. I suspect it's just another lie.
What would people say if a man called 3 successive partners the same generic name?
For the price of printer ink you could probably buy sausages with 0% eyelash content instead of printing out half page pictures of David Cameron?
CABAL I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE!
So today I went to Jack’s (the supermarket) and picked up this leaflet - “5 family lunches for under £15”. Thought it might have some good meal ideas for me in it, and honestly I did think I’d be showing you all how their budget-friendly ideas were so much better than Mackies.
Then I looked inside.
You will not believe it fraus. Every single meal contains sausages.
The shopping list for this budget-friendly week of meals calls for you to buy FIVE PACKS of sausages and cook EIGHT SAUSAGES PER NIGHT. Granted, they suggest proper Lincolnshire pork sausages, not the bollock variety, but still. The name Jacks, the budget ideas, and the excess of sausages - too many coincidences not to share with you all.
So today I went to Jack’s (the supermarket) and picked up this leaflet - “5 family lunches for under £15”. Thought it might have some good meal ideas for me in it, and honestly I did think I’d be showing you all how their budget-friendly ideas were so much better than Mackies.
Then I looked inside.
You will not believe it fraus. Every single meal contains sausages.
The shopping list for this budget-friendly week of meals calls for you to buy FIVE PACKS of sausages and cook EIGHT SAUSAGES PER NIGHT. Granted, they suggest proper Lincolnshire pork sausages, not the bollock variety, but still. The name Jacks, the budget ideas, and the excess of sausages - too many coincidences not to share with you all.
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He'd probably get elected to highest office in the land.
Given her enthusiasm for the world of mime, I think Marcel Marceau would have been a better reference.
![✅Marcel Marceau I Bip At A Society Party [1975] - YouTube](data:image/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg xmlns%3D'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg' width='259' height='194' viewBox%3D'0 0 259 194'%2F%3E)
I'm genuinely quite horrified by this. How can anyone promote five dinners all based on sausages? It's insane. I'm sure our Jack was their consultant. It's the only explanation that makes sense.
Who the duck needs a recipe for sausage, chips & beans? Or Sausage, mash, peas & gravy?
She thinks overuse of CAPITAL LETTERS and EXCLAMATIONS MARKS is the telltale signs of REACTIONARIES!!!
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