Thread title: Jack Monroe #79 much chav very tattoo so margarine pot wow
Problem is she nigh on unemployable, bit of an attitude!Public life?Jack, mate, there is one way to get a stable income - get a bloody job like a normal person. God, she's infuriating!
Ooo that spork needs a good buff with Duraglit.....
Ooooooo ooooooo the perfect show for mackie, can’t cook, can’t cookSix months.....about as long as the threads about her have been running here then.
Should have thought about it before launching her attack on THAT MAN whcih is what brought many of us here.
Along with hiding all his books in a bookstore with her equally silly girlfriend of the time.
You exposed yourself for exactly what you are Jack ...a fake cook and a bitter one at that. You got lucky and got some books published But it doesn't make you an expert and doesn't mean you can cook (you can't).
I think the actual problem is that she doesn't want to start at the bottom and work her way up like everyone else.Problem is she nigh on unemployable, bit of an attitude!
.... and the accompanying tome: Got a Book, Still Can’t Cook.Ooooooo ooooooo the perfect show for mackie, can’t cook, can’t cook![]()
Was that in the one she was wanting to get into school libraries?Re: the high street restaurant consultancy stuff, something in the back of my mind was telling me that I once read (in one of her books I bought before I realised what a bullshit merchant she is) a comment that alluded to her doing recipe development for Nandos (it was something peri-peri related at least).
So I had a quick flick through her two most recent culinary bibles to see if I could find the excerpt...and I couldn't, but I DID unwittingly come across a description of her essentially having an orgasm when sucking anchovy butter off her fingers for the first time.
No need to thank me for that mental image.
Can't cook, SHAN'T cookOoooooo ooooooo the perfect show for mackie, can’t cook, can’t cook![]()
HAHAHA! I spat drink!Can't cook, SHAN'T cook
To be fair this looks ok. I imagine it would be very damp. I would eat it, but I am a cake fiend. But i would never waste good cake ingredients on tinned fruit. I seems like a risky recipe that could very well end up in the bin.
one of the squiggles told her the slop looked better than the "tit" posted by gino d'Campo earlier
well, I know what I'd prefer. mind you, fresh lemon. fancy. this is Gino's, not Jack's. obv. it's solids
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I am not that sure that may people would choose scrotum sausage over this. I know it is not for people who just like fish fingers, but bloody hell get a grip.one of the squiggles told her the slop looked better than the "tit" posted by gino d'Campo earlier
well, I know what I'd prefer. mind you, fresh lemon. fancy. this is Gino's, not Jack's. obv. it's solids
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3Moonshine mash sounds so romantic when in reality it's instant potato gloop mashed up with sweetcorn. Her dear old Norn Irish grannies must be rolling and muttering in their graves.
Also, seeing as how she made this dinner hours ago, did she eat it then or 1. let it go cold and then eat it; 2. bung it in the microwave; 3. chuck it in the bin and eat an M&S ready meal?
Thread title right there!!Can't cook, SHAN'T cook
I prefer “ trying to be hipster but the only thing that could make her more basic witch is driving a Fiat 500”. But, (alleged) autism."Moonshine mash" is so twee![]()
How DARE you! She can't AFFORD to run a car! That's why she has to WALK everywhere, the poor, sickly, cold urchin.Thread title right there!!
I prefer “ trying to be hipster but the only thing that could make her more basic witch is driving a Fiat 500”. But, (alleged) autism.![]()