Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown
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It's less than £3 a bleeping day. Do you know what - I think that our Jack may be, what's the word, it's on the tip of my tongue...
God. Doesn't she ever let that lad have something like pizza, burger and chips or something?! It's Saturday night ffs! Give the veg a rest!and here's dinner with answers to our queries! that pasta ain't smartprice
oh, that's not actually dinner...? was that last night's then?
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Isn't he at his dad's on a Saturday?
*Chefs kiss* for that carbonara Mr Blurst - I think if you added a smidgen of salmon paste and lobbed it in the nutribullet we'd be on another level though...
Isn’t he at his dads at least half the week? And getting real food not slop
I hope so. And I hope he's tucking into a massive portion of junk food!
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The Jamie Oliver debacle. The pile on she seemed to tacitly approve (imho). It was shocking, awful and utterly unwarranted. And I’m still here because she keeps on doing the same thing and to see her lies documented.Welcome dear heart, love learning what the turning point for our new fraus was. The David W shitfit feels positively vanilla compared to more recent antics
And because the Fraus are so supportive, stupendous and so gosh darn witty. Lockdown has been total tit but the camaraderie of the Fraus has been so f’ing WONDERFUL.
Can I go for a piss and a sandwich now? LOL!
A lovely big bowl of steaming champ with a knob of butter melting through it. Food of the gods, nourishing and so cheap! Her Norn Irish ancestors would've had it with a glass of buttermilk left over from the churning on the side. Maybe she should start churning her own butter.
Don’t be a saleswoman, Jack. You’ve admitted the £20 food is a load of tit compared to your usual stuff. Stick to Tesco Finest and Ocado.On her Facebook page she says that the pasta dish has chargrilled red pepper sauce but there are clearly just chunks of un chargrilled peppers in both
'Lunch was pasta - I’m using up all the dregs of the nice packets before opening the cheap stuff so conchiglionie today! Red lentil, soft cream cheese and chargrilled red pepper sauce, with steamed kale (sieve balanced above the steaming drained pasta), #bottledlemonjuice and #plentyofblackpepper. Served two and we both kind of wished I’d made a bit more of it. Recipe to come - I’m still writing up the stir fry and yesterday’s salmon-paste soup, not sure where the day has gone!'
Why does she need to post recipes, she's just told everyone what to cook!
PS - what is natural porch light, is it another cost-cutting idea or is she taking all the lightbulbs out again soon??
Buttermilk poured over cornbread was a dish my father ate growing up in the US.
#POBP on there Mr Blurst. Well done. (Looks yum)
Jack Monroe #79: £20 Smart Price shop couldn't pay for a week of slop
To the person who asked about the 3m.
‘I am only in this for the money’ woopsie!
I agree I had a really bad patch a few years ago mentally and financially. Not for long thankfully. I practically lived on tesco value potatoes and value beans, mostly because it was hot filling and cheap. I had no internet back then so was a bit stuck for ideas.
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Jack, mate, there is one way to get a stable income - get a bloody job like a normal person. God, she's infuriating!- Status