Jack, dating Allegra doesn't count as doing a 'menu development job' for Leon.
Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown
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Household names ( in restaurant parlance ) that use plenty of black pepper and fat cloves of garlic. Just shut the duck up.
Sorry I had to bring him back for a second round today. But jesus wept she is so full of tit, she needs toilet paper to wipe her mouth. As well as being a huge bleeping narcissistic bleep.
Mr ogre just added are one of these fast food places called Mcmyfuckingarse?
i InVeNtEd lEoN. The gluten free cake bits are slop so I assume those were her contributions?
I've always been intrigued by her tattoos, because they are pretty shite and she acquired them over an exceedingly brief period. I know dozens of heavily tattooed people, and none of them have covered both arms in such a short time without moving on to other body parts*. Just an observation and not making any sort of judgment (apart from of course on her lack of taste when choosing designs/artists).Did find this though. Ignoring what it’s about as it’s same old Jack. “She took to twitter to vent her anger” etc. ETA - Waitrose made a mistake but she went bonkers, somewhat justifiably but typically hyperbolic.
Food blogger's shock at airbrushed tattoos
SOUTHEND food blogger and Echo columnist Jack Monroe said she was left stunned after a supermarket magazine edited out her tattoos in a photo.www.echo-news.co.uk
*Edit - I forgot that she had got the hand tattoos quite a while after the arm ones - probably during the Testosterone Period (like Picasso and other artist, Jack's work has had many aspects).
Stamping out poverty isn't a competition. Everyone is doing there bit, some are just more proactive in their actions others just chat about it.
Whoever told Jack she was funny needs to have a word with themselves.
Apologies again for ginormous Davey C. His eyes follow you around the room trying to steal your benefits and tax your bedrooms.
It’s all for image. I’ve heard some tattoo artists a joke that originally people would get tattoos on areas that could be hidden, these days it seems to be the most visible places, arms, hands, neck etc. Unfortunately no one told Jack that tattoos don’t compensate for personality.
I am sooo far behind this evening, but I honestly don't think Allegra would take too kindly to being referred to as Jack's teacher.
Anyway, I thought Jack was such a kitchen genius that when Allegra and Jack cooked at dinner parties together no-one could tell who had cooked which dish?
Anyway, I thought Jack was such a kitchen genius that when Allegra and Jack cooked at dinner parties together no-one could tell who had cooked which dish?
When my brother was brewing illegal hooch in Saudi he ran out of malt so made Horlicks beer. The result was interesting. Jackie, if you're reading, you are free to riff on it - I suggest Ovaltine.
I’ve just lost a lung through hooting so hard!! (So glad I’ve got a tena light in my knickers!!!
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Is she absolutely insufferable today or is it me? Seriously.
”Not sure if this is aimed at me (someone who‘s done duck all in this in relation to other people, but is struggling to pinpoint the right Viv Westwood *God rest her soul* outfit that strikes the appropriate destitute urchin vs totally hot maverick balance) or the person who’s lived the life I’ve pretended to and struck it rich through hard work and talent, despite not posing on sideboards.”
She's having another Fybro-LIE-algia flare up..
I'm guessing she's referring to Tattle... where are the receipts where we all talk about dining out at chains? I love a basic witch Nandos as much as the next frau but for a treat I'd rather eat at a local restaurant any day!
In all seriousness a very good friend of mine has this condition and suffers with it immensely. Not sure how I feel about this nickname because it's assuming all people with the condition are like R Jackie.
Your honour, it is clear that these sad hausfraus are merely attempting to make Ms Monroe happy. They are aware she is prone to bouts of sadness and their entire 978 threads have been a labour of love to ensure she is constantly amused and does not go to that dark place. Ms Monroe herself claimed that
“It does tickle me when people make horrible remarks about my cooking” As you can see from their comments, this cabal of ninnies are a veritable tickling stick.
I rest my case.
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Will they be able to read that tweet when she's still locked or has it slipped her mind?
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