I sometimes think Jack is more the Norman figureWhy thank you. Fireman Sam was my favourite show. That bloody psychopath Norman!
I sometimes think Jack is more the Norman figureWhy thank you. Fireman Sam was my favourite show. That bloody psychopath Norman!
The arrogance. I knew she wouldn’t dare be snippy to that person who works for the nhs & has been homeless. Probably hoping some of her moronic fans fly to her defence. I’d love to know exactly what jack has done (without benefitting herself financially or career wise). She lies so much that nobody can believe anything she says but I’ve seen zero evidence of anything tangible.Nearly 500 tweets since she reactivated but absolutely wasn’t coming back.
Her reply to the tweet up thread. “It’s not just me”. Good lord the self importance. View attachment 255520
She just name dropped Cash Carraway?!Nearly 500 tweets since she reactivated but absolutely wasn’t coming back.
Her reply to the tweet up thread. “It’s not just me”. Good lord the self importance. View attachment 255520
I am fairly certain I have not eaten anything she has created, everything she makes is on my no list.It’s sad but that’s probably EXACTLY what she’s talking about. Why else would any restaurant want her as a recipe developer. Pathetic.
Yep she’s implying that she did the legwork and he’s standing on her shouldersTwice now she’s said she’s grateful. As if he’s picking up where she left off. “But what about me? Don’t forget what I did first!”
Still waiting on her £15 lunch suggestions...
She is utterly detestable. Repugnant gurning gargoyle.As expected she is so puffed up and full of her importance that she’s speaking on behalf of ‘Marcus’, who she had retweeted. View attachment 255474View attachment 255476
head.View attachment 255477View attachment 255480
Harry Leslie Smith is DEAD.
Looking the organisations she mentions, I have clocked up two years unpaid and five years paid work for one and eleven years unpaid work for another. In all that time I've never heard her name mentioned once despite receiving updates if a celeb so much as thinks of farting in our direction. I expect she's involved in top secret high level stuff that's far too complex for below stairs to know about.Nearly 500 tweets since she reactivated but absolutely wasn’t coming back.
Her reply to the tweet up thread. “It’s not just me”. Good lord the self importance. View attachment 255520
I read the news everyday. About six times a day because it is my sm and apart from a very small story now and again. I honestly don't see much about her. In fact if it wasn't for here and my friend I wouldn't know much about other than she was once down on her luck, oh and she writes books.The arrogance. I knew she wouldn’t dare be snippy to that person who works for the nhs & has been homeless. Probably hoping some of her moronic fans fly to her defence. I’d love to know exactly what jack has done (without benefitting herself financially or career wise). She lies so much that nobody can believe anything she says but I’ve seen zero evidence of anything tangible.
We’ve all see Jack’s technique for cutting up a leek (in one of her Comic Kitchen videos), and I don’t think it’s anything Allegra would want to be associated with.
I am feeling the same. I have some friends with this condition and they have a hard time with not being believed because they don't *look* sick. Similarly, I have friends with CFS, ME with similar problems. They may be ailments that attract compulsive liars or people with Munchausen's because they are more invisible, but it's unfair to tar diseases like that as everyone making it up.I'm guessing she's referring to Tattle... where are the receipts where we all talk about dining out at chains? I love a basic witch Nandos as much as the next frau but for a treat I'd rather eat at a local restaurant any day!
In all seriousness a very good friend of mine has this condition and suffers with it immensely. Not sure how I feel about this nickname because it's assuming all people with the condition are like R Jackie.
Babe, sameMy bloody dissertation took longer to research and it's only 10,000 words
Is it just me or does this gets funnier every time you read it?Can you imagine Jack's recipe for sausage, mash, peas and gravy?
INGREDIENTS
6 x sausages (3p each)
Asda essential cola (17p) - to marinade the sausages
1 tin of sweetcorn INC. ephemera
Instant potato mash
POBP
1 tin spaghetti hoops (rinsed) mixed with 1 tin of marrowfat peas
red lentils
Gravy granules
1 kilo lard
Handful of kale
1 tin Tesco finest sardines
1 5 day old bag of lettuce
1 cup cold tea
3 tablespoons tomato puree mixed with 500ml stock & some tiny bits of carrot
EQUIPMENT
Bullet blender
Slow cooker
Mandolin
Sieve
Chainsaw
Le Creuset casserole dish
Sunglasses
Potato ricer
Air Fryer (aff link)
Exactly. Why on earth would it be top secret? Gaz Oakley created a vegan ramen (or some dish) for Wagamama & his name is associated with it-is even on the menu.Oh no, now I'll have to give up my favourite order of an XL Peach & Chickpea McCurry with a side of McCheesy Leeks and a McChocolate Chai to drink.
ETA: when chains collaborate with celebrity chefs, it's usually announced and reported on, and often advertised heavily (good publicity for both). This means:
a) chains don't want to be publically associated with her
b) she once said to Allegra, "you should do a bean burger"
c) Novak Nail
Haha, the sunglasses areBabe, same
Is it just me or does this gets funnier every time you read it?
Would there be anything left of the bread after 30 minutes at 180??View attachment 255434
Seriously, don’t.
What is she making? Apart from burning stuff to a blackened husk.Would there be anything left of the bread after 30 minutes at 180??