Jack Monroe #75 Peekaboo
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) today. So much for all of the meat being for SB.
Apparently Louisa paid for all that Cotswolds furniture 
*sure Jan gif*
*sure Jan gif*
She's wasted an hour of after-school time on Twitter and she's still going.
So she's using her twitter to reply to us? Weren't the sideboards (and the smeg) post-split anyway? Why doesn't Louisa come and get her furniture?Apparently Louisa paid for all that Cotswolds furniture
*sure Jan gif*
But is he there though?
Only if test and trace is for future Mrs Js.
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She is so *obviously* responding to us. She can't help herself. Apparently there'll be no more buying furniture for the foreseeable cos she's so poor so just duck OFF NOW ok??
Of course, we fraus will always be here, ready to pounce on any accidentally tweeted new purchases
Do you think that's why she was humping the sideboard? Because Louisa bought it?
*shudders
Just subtly steering the narrative to explain away her many, many high-end possessions. - They were *all* purchased in the small amount of time that she was sharing outgoings, of course!
Tattle, meanwhile, is being used to test and trace Jack's neverending bullshit.
Actually surprised that the Sideboard enigma wasn't solved using this explanation. Ordered 1 got 5 and they said keep it..
Not great meal planning if you need toasties as an after dinner snack. I also don't see roast chicken on the stocktake which SB had in his toastie, apparently.
In fact, if you go by the stocktake, yesterday they ate donuts, pork luncheon meat, and cheese toasties.
In fact, if you go by the stocktake, yesterday they ate donuts, pork luncheon meat, and cheese toasties.
How many companies do you know that can afford letting customers keep an accidental second sofa? A cushion, perhaps, a second copy of a DVD, sure, but an entire sofa?!
Agree, her posts that day were amazing. I've put on my CV that my name was mentioned in the same post as 'a piss and a sandwich'
Finally caught up.
Hello new people and long time lurkers
Tampons in a pineapple
I think the lovely @heretoreaditall2019 said it before but it’s a weird feeling when she replies to us on Twitter
Hello new people and long time lurkers
Tampons in a pineapple
I think the lovely @heretoreaditall2019 said it before but it’s a weird feeling when she replies to us on Twitter
Zero. Literally zero. John Lewis no. Amazon no. I’ve had a few big delivery issues, they will literally cut of their noses to spite their, erm, you know, faces. IKEA made me hold onto an extra delivered thing for a month until they had a van in the area to take it away again.
She's doing that thing where she lays the lie groundwork for any future questioning. Like she does with saying a friend was chucking out or she saw Le Crueset for 2p in the charity shop. She talks shite
So busy and dedicated guys
More importantly, wouldn't you notice a 2nd sofa when it was being delivered. Surely you'd tell the delivery guys that you were only expecting the one?! They'd just pop it back on the van??
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