Jack Monroe #75 Peekaboo

[kachoochoo]

she can get to absolute duck scampi fries are my faves, she shouldn't be allowed!

 

[Veronicaaa]

I could go some Scampi fries right now tbh.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I love Scampi Fries.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Tell that Victorian ghost to get to absolute duck

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I didn’t notice her for so long

 

[SleepyCatLady]

Order of Vlad medal for triangulation services for anyone who IDs that weird cat contraption

Sorry if I’ve been beaten to it, grunka-ing like a mad thing today. It’s a cat cookie jar from Asda. I have one too. Now I’m questioning my life choices if we share taste in homewares, but no sideboards or WiFi mirrors (WTAF) here.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Oh dear God I'd forgotten about the bones in her foot

Could she not get the extra bones in her foot covered in the excess skin on her hands and create some kind of extra limb to hold her other phone with? Science *man tapping his temple gif*

 

[Scarletfever]

Were those cheap crisps out of Asda not actually maize snacks ? Probably not fancy enough .Loving #31 thread forgot how funny it was

Yep. Yesterday she was in the mood for pretending to be pov so was all about the smart price maize snacks.

Today she's all about the branded maize snacks as she tries to keep up with the most cutting edge content producers on twitter. Also, she is tweeting about the time a company sent her two sofas instead of one, and told her to keep the extra sofa.

Apparently this company give her exceptionally great customer service these days!

I can't wait to hear more about this in her new book all about scraping by on the breadline.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Ooh I've got another call coming through on my mirror. Goodbye.

Dead

 

[I’MBUSY!]

We do think you think you’re serious, but we know you’re actually a joke. Tell us - how does your stocktake help anybody? Really?

 

[Emmapism]

I don’t actually photoshop my cartoons
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This and @Switchstreetz 'I've got a call coming through on my mirror, bye' have left me stone cold deceased. I am an ex-Frau. I have given up the (Victorian) ghost.

 

[Scarletfever]

We do think you think you’re serious, but we know you’re actually a joke. Tell us - how does your stocktake help anybody? Really?

I actually pity her publisher.

Not a word written.

 

[kachoochoo]

We do think you think you’re serious, but we know you’re actually a joke. Tell us - how does your stocktake help anybody? Really?

what a great use of your 27hr working day. seems that the doughnuts were all consumed yesterday as well

 

[Veronicaaa]

We do think you think you’re serious, but we know you’re actually a joke. Tell us - how does your stocktake help anybody? Really?

serious about procrastination, definitely.

 

[crystaleyesd]

We do think you think you’re serious, but we know you’re actually a joke. Tell us - how does your stocktake help anybody? Really?

Spoiler: ED

Of course she just HAD to put on there that she'd gobbled all 5 doughnuts herself in one day - poor SB

 

[Debarkle]

For the last 19 months, she’s only been paying one water supplier instead of two and is phoning them up tomorrow so expect a fall out from that.

Clear as mud. Not misleading at alllll

ETA her follow up comment. Looool. We have two incomes and still don’t shop at Harrods for mirrors.

 

[MooBelle]

We do think you think you’re serious, but we know you’re actually a joke. Tell us - how does your stocktake help anybody? Really?

I bet when she's got an Ofjack they have a colour coordinated chores rota

 

[Veronicaaa]

What's the countdown on the due date for her book, now? About 25 days or so?

 

[colouredlines]

Imagine having such a big house that you can fit an accidental sofa in it. I would demand that they take it away!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Good news! She's just about recovered from the shock of the accidental for sale board.

 

[Emmapism]

What's the countdown on the due date for her book, now? About 25 days or so?

21 days according to my count!