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I am FLOORED! I was already hooting reading the shots from #thread31 but now I’m hysterical
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I am FLOORED! I was already hooting reading the shots from #thread31 but now I’m hysterical
Is that Moaning Myrtle?
half- arsed presumably since the train incident
She noticed a bleeping for sale sign quick enough
thank.
the sad duck
Obviously the second sofa was from the Cotswolds Company. All that great customer service is cos you give them all your money.
Did they also deliver 2 sideboards?
Did they also deliver 2 sideboards?
Floating no-hand ballet-toes long-skirt sinister Victorian ghost-Jack is my favourite mock up to ever grace these threads. I have hooted up half my breakfast
Why is she playing the 90% vegetarian thing again? Taking great pains to tell us that it's only her son who has the pleasure of eating bollocks and eyelids and not her thankyou 
. Something to do with the ethical cookbook??
Recipe for her latest slop coming later. I mean, it won't, but do people really need a recipe for 'chuck horribly unethical meat into a pan, chuck in chopped veg, pour in beans and fake bisto gravy'??
. Something to do with the ethical cookbook??Recipe for her latest slop coming later. I mean, it won't, but do people really need a recipe for 'chuck horribly unethical meat into a pan, chuck in chopped veg, pour in beans and fake bisto gravy'??
Who has space to keep a second sofa?!
If Louisa did indeed buy all of that expensive furniture (and she didn't, Jack is a liar and a compulsive spender, but let's go with it for a moment) it says an awful lot about Jack that she'd keep every single item of it and not, say, split it up for Louisa to take some back to her flat, or whack it on eBay and pay her back, even a portion of the money.
It clearly hasn't been too acrimonious a break up but that's probably because Jack has gotten her way entirely.
It clearly hasn't been too acrimonious a break up but that's probably because Jack has gotten her way entirely.
babe, SAME. It has killed me off. I am now a Victorian ghost just like Jack, albeit without such graceful ballerina tippy toes.
Most sofas are made to order though - even stores that have off the shelf ones in will only have a few in stock as they’re bleeping huge so they can’t afford warehouse space for them? They’d want it back to deliver to the right person, she’s such a bullshitter, she’s just a compulsive spender.
Quick question, how often does one buy furniture? Where I'm from its usually when you move in somewhere and there is no furniture and when an item breaks. Is it different in Southend? Reader, I'm not buying any furniture for the foreseeable either.She is so *obviously* responding to us. She can't help herself. Apparently there'll be no more buying furniture for the foreseeable cos she's so poor so just duck OFF NOW ok??
Of course, we fraus will always be here, ready to pounce on any accidentally tweeted new purchases
That doesn’t need a recipe. She’s told us what’s in it. What else is there to know ? Random stuff warmed through. Wow.
Whenever I picture her cooking now I imagine that infamous video of her hunched over the piano punching the keys with her toddler caveman fists but with a knife in her hand. (A bread knife, of course)
This! Wholeheartedly agree with you MooBelle, there’s something not right there.
Mackie is in the redHoo boy, her latest follower stats have landed
Couldn't help myself with the ss! I just want Marmite or Alan to photoshop Jackie with some hen legs in traaaazers 
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