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Jack Monroe #72 It’s not a government briefing, you don’t need to announce locking down
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I think all this cartoon shittery/scared for my safety is an attempt on dragging out the last 2 minutes of fame.
she thinks maybe channel 4 or BBC2 will pick up her latest avant garde project, on cooking for the poor in fear of persecution.
she thinks maybe channel 4 or BBC2 will pick up her latest avant garde project, on cooking for the poor in fear of persecution.
The food is not in danger, it doesn’t need a filter to “be safe”!
It's past safe - the food has already been destroyed
bleeping rightIt's past safe - the food has already been destroyed
Why the filter? So far she's said because:
She likes it.
It's part a Thing to be revealed soon.
It's to help stay safe.
She likes it.
It's part a Thing to be revealed soon.
It's to help stay safe.
In other words she’s not got a scooby
Maybe it's all part of her 2021 calendar? Some months sideboard thot shots in manky old sports bras, some months cartoon filtered slop...something for everyone.
She has now posted some filter-less food pics on Twitter that actually look decent.
I’ve cracked the cartoon filter mystery, frauen. She just wants Brad to notice her.
I had this for lunch & it was ruddy deliciousThe squiggles are arguing...
Love third squiggle's logic there, because clearly of all the food photos available on the internet that one could "steal" to pass off as their own...
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I don't know why (if she does indeed feel unsafe,) she doesn't stop posting personal pictures and just post pictures of her food. Not many people can find out alot from a person by looking at a plate off food.
She really needs to stop discussing her personal life on a public forum and make herself a nice private place where she can engage with people she actually knows and leave the public forum strictly for work. I've never known a professional to use their work sm, to post private pics. I know I would hate it if my husband had one and was telling the world and it's cousin our private life and vice versa.
She really needs to stop discussing her personal life on a public forum and make herself a nice private place where she can engage with people she actually knows and leave the public forum strictly for work. I've never known a professional to use their work sm, to post private pics. I know I would hate it if my husband had one and was telling the world and it's cousin our private life and vice versa.
but she does have a scoby. for the absolutely, completely alcohol-free kombucha
'I always have a fridge clear on Thursday'. Tell us, dear heart, what day do you empty your bins?
Sheesh, the mind-spinning self obsession of the woman knows no bounds.
I wonder if people think she’ll like them if they stick up for her? It’s blatantly obvious that if you don’t have a blue tick then you’re persona non grata
“Don’t arse lick unless you’ve got a blue tick”
Is Thursday Dole Day for the single unemployed of Southend?
Used to be Mondays for pensions, Tuesdays for single parents and Thursdays for single people where I used to live, with Fridays for cashing in cheques from the Social Fund. Suited the market down to the ground, as they were open on the two days that people had cash.
It's HILARIOUS isn't it?!
Like the fishy wishy is doing a little interpretive mime
"help me, I'm suffocating & I can't breathe"
LOLZ.
She’s a-ha’d her Rachel Johnson insta profile pic now too. This is in all honestly a baffling development.
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