Jack Monroe #72 It’s not a government briefing, you don’t need to announce locking down
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Go squiggles!
I’ve lost track of whether her insta is currently ‘private’ and whether we’re allowed to discuss her posts...
I am seething that her latest caption says “lockdown has shifted something in me”. Who in their right mind announces on their ‘private’ BUSINESS social media account, followed by over 100k people, that after 10 years they finally have developed a maternal instinct? Poor SB.
She says she caused a CHAOS with a nudie on Insta (by accident obviously and then shared said fact on twitter - of course it could all be an elaborate ploy to prove the need for the comic filter to keep her safe)
She’s doing it for safety hahaha she might as well post her address online considering we’ve all seen the photos she’s posted for strangers to see. Funny I imagine people who are genuinely worried for their safety wouldn’t do that.
On tender hooks here!!
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She put a nude on Instagram? Who saw that then. So captain America.
Are we allowed to see this or would it put her in more danger?
I went to waitrose the other day. I didn't notice anybody looking richer than I did, everyone had a small basket like me and were picking up essentials.
I don't go there all the time but I didn't spend that much more than I did at Tesco's
*edited to say I am skint*I don't get the whole keeping nude pictures of oneself on the phone. It's not for me so I am out.
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Translation: when I've come up with something that sounds plausible enough for this utter clownery.
It's undoubtedly gonna be because she's tired of having her food and nails being commented on, on a gossip site she repeatedly swears blind she doesn't read
When she can come up with something that centers her in the narrative and gets attention and concern
She can edit nudes while her son's around, but can't post an explanation for using a filter?
Hang on.....she's announced on IG that 3:30pm to 7:30pm is her and SB's special time together on weekdays; lego etc. Then advertised less than an hour later that she has been editing a nude that she accidentally uploaded....during that special mum/son time. Eh????
Posting nudes to Instagram, is it? Our Jacks will be disappointed to finally realise her insta engagement is woeful, despite “accidentally” posting a nude. We see you, Jacks.
according to the Insta post about their daily routine, SB seemingly goes to bed at 7.30 (which I find hard to believe), so this should be anytime soon. or never
And all while they're supposed to be having their quality reading time together in the garden. Wonder does she ever actually remain present during their newly found bonding times?
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