This still pops into my head on a regular basis and makes me laugh every day
Jack Monroe #72 It’s not a government briefing, you don’t need to announce locking down
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Looks like one of those familiarisation days down at the training school to understand what the different terms thrown about over the radio are all about.
Twack, I've had more firefighting training than you, in that I was trained in it, damage control, liferaft drill and other shipborne emergencies where you can't dial 999 when I was a reservist. Did you ever even get to put out a fire when the instructors can cut off the fuel supply at a switch?
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Don’t worry I’ve had a word in Vlad’s ear about cutting her off (credit @crystaleyesd)Either Jack is going after Vlad's Bitcoin as he seeks new ways to neutralise his opponents, or her next trip to A&E will involve a stomach pump.
They probably want to keep their distance from her mouth frothing fans.
No .I hope her husband Charlie Brooker doesn't stay for dinner. I wonder what sarcastic ,deadpan comments he would have getting served up some of the meals. Please do not let this dinner party happen cos we love Daisy May
Maybe she has taken out a super injunction, as has, allegedly, a very prominent politician who allegedly had an affair with a much younger musician and allegedly his much younger pregnant fiancee was very cross when she found out.
And I appear to be the last person on the planet to have heard about this.
oh my christ, I've screenshot most of her tweets today (still not deleted, weirdly) but I could not save that. I can feel the hateful hipster homebrew churning in my stomach. God, its hideous, but I can't stop looking.Either Jack is going after Vlad's Bitcoin as he seeks new ways to neutralise his opponents, or her next trip to A&E will involve a stomach pump.
Was it Salvador Dali who used to collect bottles of his own piss?Either Jack is going after Vlad's Bitcoin as he seeks new ways to neutralise his opponents, or her next trip to A&E will involve a stomach pump.
Yes - one, two, three, many, lots.
Trolls have a numeral system of their own, based on powers of 4. The base numerals are one (1), two (2), three (3), many (4) and lots (16), which can be combined to form higher numbers. When combined, each numeral's value is added to those of the others. Higher-valued numerals take priority over lower-valued ones, so that 4 is written "many" and not "two-two" or "three-one" and 20 is written "lots many" rather than "many many many many many". If there are no ones, twos or threes, the number is written with spaces between the numerals; if any exist a hyphen replaces the space between every numeral. With only the revealed numerals the system rapidly becomes unwieldy in higher numbers (for example, one hundred twenty-six in English becomes lots-lots-lots-lots-lots-lots-lots-many-many-many-two in trollish numerals, assuming that they do not have numerals higher than lots), but this may not bother the trolls.
Some trolls, particularly musicians, prefer to count "one, two, many, lots", although how they continue from there is unknown, even to some of them. For example, Jade in Monstrous Regiment says she "ran outa numbers" at that point.
In Men at Arms, Detritus was able to count in a purely binary system after some teaching by Cuddy the dwarf ("A sixteen, an eight, a four and a one"), possibly a joke relating to their silicon brains, and invented higher forms of mathematics while locked in a cold-storage warehouse, although this hasn't been observed on any other occasion.
- https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Troll
Ahhh man, all those jars of piss have got me thinking of the missing in action pistachio milk. Whatever happened to him? Is he still there in the Smeg?
Someone posted a pic of them together on Twitter. It’s assumed that’s when the politician rec’d the second of his black eyes from his much younger fiancée.
I wonder what she’d have to say about Jack’s (monetised) BLM video, in which she attempts to position herself as bountiful saviour to the black folks. I still cringe just thinking about that one.
You’re not, I am! Who????
It isn't Michael Gove. But Michael would like his job.
The top dog?!
Can I have a clue to the musician now please?!
o/t I believe this alludes to our most prominent politician of all, who is renowned for putting it about. I think there is a thread on here under celebs
Someone I went to school with works at Starbucks at a service station & they’ve served quite a few famous faces not mega A list but some quite well known people & they’ve said the further down the alphabet they are the worse they are.
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Unrelated, but I highly recommend the works of Russian violinist olga kholodnaya.
o/t I believe this alludes to our most prominent politician of all, who is renowned for putting it about. I think there is a thread on here under celebs
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