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Jack Monroe #72 It’s not a government briefing, you don’t need to announce locking down
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'Pre pubescent poverty merchant Jack Monroe, seen here attempting to bore Eamonn Holmes into an early grave....'
she reminds me of the Walter Mitty character
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Wankspangleshe reminds me of the Walter Mitty character
Compulsive WALT lying
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What happened to the lever arch files?!Ring binders
and while everyone here is being wise and thoughtful and righteous and hilarious, JM is fizzing with glee that the kombucha is ready! which she's drinking in minute amounts at the same time as having regular slurps to test. 
(I'm not casting aspersions on her drinking habits, mlud, just pointing out she is ridiculous)
(I'm not casting aspersions on her drinking habits, mlud, just pointing out she is ridiculous)
Also why would you not tell your parents you and your child were starving if they could help? I know this has already been questioned but it's so strange. When you're desperate and have good relationships with family, why not reach out?
She's been busy on twitter for the past couple of hours
While unsuccessfully trying to find a clip of Denise Van Outen's partner perfectly enunciating 'traaazers' on Gogglebox - I came across this. Feel it captures how a first date would go for Jack. Starts off with all the elements for success, before it starts descending to a JM culmination at 3m 30 secs.
Just being in the same room as her would be a testing. Let alone having to eat her slop.
Michelle Obama is a Princeton educated lawyer. She would see straight through that tit in 10 seconds flat. I would pay MONEY to see that dinner party streamed live.
she would never get through white house security.
Well, Alexandra Burke did invent the phrase “the elephant in the room” so you just never know
I did an inventory today of all the people on my Twitter who follow Jack and I was shaken to the very core (I was not) to see that most of them are professor and CEO types.
Let's face it, on £95k you think £27k is a sack of tit salary, let alone the unimaginable struggle of benefits. Sometimes working amongst a veritable ocean of Marxists is heartening but it means very little when they're so out of touch with reality (and the supposed essential criticality of academic thinking) that they genuinely believe Jack "£400 hammock" Monroe the Groucho Club member to be an ambassador for the working class.
Anyway, cheers to Jack for prompting my latest existential crisis centred around my pointless career *raises glass of kombucha*
Let's face it, on £95k you think £27k is a sack of tit salary, let alone the unimaginable struggle of benefits. Sometimes working amongst a veritable ocean of Marxists is heartening but it means very little when they're so out of touch with reality (and the supposed essential criticality of academic thinking) that they genuinely believe Jack "£400 hammock" Monroe the Groucho Club member to be an ambassador for the working class.
Anyway, cheers to Jack for prompting my latest existential crisis centred around my pointless career *raises glass of kombucha*
No she brought it to the UKWell, Alexandra Burke did invent the phrase “the elephant in the room” so you just never know
tbh I'm not sure that was boredom on poor Eamonn's face.
I would describe it as a sort of 'bemused disgust' combined with 'why am I here?' and 'is this a wind up?'
See you've caught me out there. I haven't seen it but I hope you all read it in Charlie's voice and get the gist
I hate watching her. Even the pictures creep me out and make me cringe. Moving images? Moving Jack? Nooooooo
but I hope you all read it in Charlie's voice and get the gist I hate watching her. Even the pictures creep me out and make me cringe. Moving images? Moving Jack? Nooooooo
Speaking of...whatever happened to his ‘cousin’?
I’d forgotten about this
Reader....I HOOTED.
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