Mine toooh no! Michael Fassbender is my one true love. I don’t like to think of anything within his universe being shared by Jackie M
She touched his chest, Blurst. He tested her.
Jack Monroe #70 #fakingmemories
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She touched his chest, Blurst. He tested her.
She's got a bleeping puppy, fraus 
No no no! It’s not fair! Keep your rinsed beans away from precious Michael
She touched his chest and she remained a lesbian but it did make her want to dress like a man sometimes. Fassbender said ‘traazers? On a bird!’Mine too
She touched his chest, Blurst. He tested her.
duck ALLLLLL the way offShe's got a bleeping puppy, fraus
So really focussing on that important deadline then huh. Is she calling it a ‘therapy dog’?She's got a bleeping puppy, fraus
Fixed that for you
She's got a bleeping puppy, fraus
Poor thing, bet cooper is delighted 
let’s hope she doesn’t forget where the vets are
His bare chest no less!
“I’ve touched Michael Fassbender’s bare chest and it didn’t even give me a quiver.”
Soz @blurstoftimes it’s all in this article, in which we also learn that cooking a private dinner for Mary Portas is the pinnacle of culinary endorsement.
“It was giving me a mental breakdown, the tit I would get from people: ‘She doesn’t know how to cook’... I cooked a private dinner for Mary Portas, for f**k’s sake.”
Shove those Michelin stars up your Fat Duck, Heston.
I once touched Michael Fassbender’s chest — and I’m still a
Austerity blogger Jack Monroe and chef Allegra McEvedy tell Rosamund Urwin about falling in love, their political ambitions and raising a family
I’m furious. I hope it’s from a more reputable source than the poor kitten.
Wonder if it is bought or rescued? Bought puppies are £££££ atm and long lists and it’s not much easier rescuing! We’ve been looking for a rescue since Feb and it’s only now we should be welcoming our two year old at the start of Oct (we didn’t want a puppy which is even more competitive!). I’ve spoken to so many rescues and they’ve been inundated.
Wonder if it is bought or rescued? Bought puppies are £££££ atm and long lists and it’s not much easier rescuing! We’ve been looking for a rescue since Feb and it’s only now we should be welcoming our two year old at the start of Oct (we didn’t want a puppy which is even more competitive!). I’ve spoken to so many rescues and they’ve been inundated.
She’s got a puppy!!!! OMG she’s the worst!!! Who the duck pretends to be having a full blown mental health crisis, then brings a puppy into it? Did she get it off some random bleeping puppy farm or something? That poor kitten definitely had dubious origins. She’s a bleep!
Mary. bleeping. Portas.His bare chest no less!
“I’ve touched Michael Fassbender’s bare chest and it didn’t even give me a quiver.”
Soz @blurstoftimes it’s all in this article, in which we also learn that cooking a private dinner for Mary Portas is the pinnacle of culinary endorsement.
“It was giving me a mental breakdown, the tit I would get from people: ‘She doesn’t know how to cook’... I cooked a private dinner for Mary Portas, for f**k’s sake.”
Shove those Michelin stars up your Fat Duck, Heston.
I once touched Michael Fassbender’s chest — and I’m still a
Austerity blogger Jack Monroe and chef Allegra McEvedy tell Rosamund Urwin about falling in love, their political ambitions and raising a familywww.standard.co.uk
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#71 Missing DKL lemons? Make kitchen aides!
#71 Missing DKL lemons? Make kitchen aides!
I bet she knew she was doing this and this is why all the poor me lead up. Is it a bleeping guard dog cos of all the rotters following her to A&E to show her how to grate corned beef
As IF she bleeping got a puppy after what she did with that poor kitten. What a bleeping bleep.
Private tweets!
Haha look how tit my YouTube videos are! A puppy! Look at me!
Haha look how tit my YouTube videos are! A puppy! Look at me!
I was about to say is she on a wind up thank duck
I doubt it would be a rescue dog if it is a puppy, no doubt it will be a "designer" Cavapoo, Cockerpoo, or more likely a.......wait for it........
A JACKAPOO!!!!
(jack russell/poodle cross)
Just read it's not hers. Thankfully
Jack Monroe #71 has she finally jumped the shark with YouTube videos down the park?
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