I’ve never had a black eye. Does it make the non-bruised eye squint/difficult to open?
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I've given myself a swollen, bruised eye from rubbing it to hard.
She's such a sad pathetic little attention seeker. Just like Roxanne Pallett.
Also, I've decided to write a cookery book... using Jamie Oliver and Nigella recipes. That's ok isn't it?
Also, I've decided to write a cookery book... using Jamie Oliver and Nigella recipes. That's ok isn't it?
Yup, as predicted. She doesn't want to do the Housing talk. No idea why, could be anything. As I said before, could be she can't be arsed, not being paid enough, someone who actually knows what they are talking about could be attending.
She will have planned this ages ago. Tried it with the belly ache but changed her mind and deleted the tweet.
The black eye is just stage 2. (stage 1 was knocking it in the first place) Stage 3 will be going to A&E.
With head injuries they examine you and observe you. If you show signs of concussion they will do a scan. Even if there is nothing there they give you a leaflet and tell you to rest and to come back if something happens.
She will use this as evidence she MIGHT have concussion (she doesn't) so therefore she can't do whatever it is she is trying to get out of.
She'll take pictures of the head injury leaflet and xrays if she has them. Put them up on SM. Means cock all.
She will have planned this ages ago. Tried it with the belly ache but changed her mind and deleted the tweet.
The black eye is just stage 2. (stage 1 was knocking it in the first place) Stage 3 will be going to A&E.
With head injuries they examine you and observe you. If you show signs of concussion they will do a scan. Even if there is nothing there they give you a leaflet and tell you to rest and to come back if something happens.
She will use this as evidence she MIGHT have concussion (she doesn't) so therefore she can't do whatever it is she is trying to get out of.
She'll take pictures of the head injury leaflet and xrays if she has them. Put them up on SM. Means cock all.
They can swell to the point where its swollen shut.
I have no idea about speaking engagements, do any fraus know whether she still get paid if she's technically only cancelling for a medical reason?
She shouldn't get paid.
I've organised conferences, and the idea of the key note speaker not turning up, or cancelling used to keep me awake at night
Can't wait to see what the "black eye" looks like tomorrow, and the day after. She'll have to keep putting make-up on for at least a week. Or..... maybe she'll just not post any more selfies? Total utter idiot
It can do. But she looks like she’s purposely closing it rather than it closing by itself.
How?!!!!
How do you smack your eye and bruise your gum?
How do you hurt your gum so badly you don't notice until you see a bruise?
Should it actually cause any procrastination though? At the beginning of lockdown I went for a run and tripped badly and grazed up both my arms, had to limp home dripping with blood - it was very embarrassing. It was really painful and I felt a bit sorry for myself for about half an hour then got on with my day like a regular adult person and didn't give it much thought. A few weeks later a lump appeared on my wrist, turns out I had actually given myself a minor fracture! Wasn't a big attention seeking baby about it though.
If you take out the eye part, she really does have beautiful skin.
In fairness she has a LOT of gum to bruise.
Being smashed on whiskey?
I think it looks like she’s used LOTS of Benefit highlighter - these. (And one of them is called “sunbeam”! 
. Just a coincidence I’m sure).
I reckon she’ll be deleting that pic before too long.
. Just a coincidence I’m sure). I reckon she’ll be deleting that pic before too long.
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Excuse my absolute ignorance but..
Is this what happens if you have a black eye when you are rich?
Is this what happens if you have a black eye when you are rich?
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But SHE’S NOT ALL CLAMMY!!!
The black eye is all shiny and ‘clammy’ the rest of her face is fine. Is that because something has been smeared all over the eye??!
The black eye is all shiny and ‘clammy’ the rest of her face is fine. Is that because something has been smeared all over the eye??!
Bean juice.
Indeed, but she is quite clearly squinting it shut, unfortunately the other one is following suit.
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