Jack, for a start lose the shimmery stuff, find some dark purple matt eyeshadow, and some yellow and red if possible. Apply, then blend blend blend.
This will look more natural.
This will look more natural.
Jack Monroe #66 A potato is a potato
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I’ve been on a mini Grunka this morning and I see that JM is once again being her usual insufferable self. I cannot count the amount of times I have eye rolled at her latest exploits. So, she’s rehashing old articles about people who’ve had terrible experience with PIP, UC and the benefits system? She’s a good few years’ late with this one. As for trying to jump on the lovely Marcus Rashford’s coattails, she really has no bleeping shame does she? 
Um thats actually really offensive and ableist of you to use the term eye-rolled, as Jack is currently severely disabled with a black eye so its a really sensitive and oppressive figure of speech for her to hearI’ve been on a mini Grunka this morning and I see that JM is once again being her usual insufferable self. I cannot count the amount of times I have eye rolled at her latest exploits. So, she’s rehashing old articles about people who’ve had terrible experience with PIP, UC and the benefits system? She’s a good few years’ late with this one. As for trying to jump on the lovely Marcus Rashford’s coattails, she really has no bleeping shame does she?
Jack, don't think about getting into a career in special effects makeup, not very impressed with your latest offering.
You bleeping lunatic.
You bleeping lunatic.
Have we got any graphic designer fraus in here? I don’t know how legit these tools are, or how to interpret the results really, but it doesn’t look promising does it 
And lo’ on the horizon appeared another bandwagon. Everybody knows Strictly is antiquated but she just wants to be involved in every bloody conversation that’s happening everywhere at all times. Also, now her fans can @ her in to arguments about how come she has never been chosen etc.
Wow. I did think it was odd too that she said her hair was patchy as it’s been commented how fast and how full it’s growing back.Have we got any graphic designer fraus in here? I don’t know how legit these tools are, or how to interpret the results really, but it doesn’t look promising does it
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Oh my gerrrddd Fraus! Today's catch up on this absolute car crash of a human being 
Tbf sh me should have went straight to hosptial if it was REAL you don't piss about with head injuries. Silly woman!
You know what, she maybe did hurt her eye, but instead of just getting in with it, she had to embellish the story, and her eye
Not to sound all JM but in my drinking days I once only noticed a glass shard in my shin when I saw the (gushing) blood. It’s possible (if pissed (which she was))
Yeah in fairness I can’t understand why the hairline is coming up as odd as well as the eye, which is why I don’t know if it is or isn’t edited. Unless she’s tried to darken the hair because the grey dye has faded...?
The thing that rang alarm bells is when you zoom in the eyelids are significantly more pixelated than the rest of the image, you can see horizontal lines of chunky pixels?!
Well, yes it's not a serious issue like kidney failure in your only kidney it?
She will be furious when she see thatHave we got any graphic designer fraus in here? I don’t know how legit these tools are, or how to interpret the results really, but it doesn’t look promising does it
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Good view of her ouchy enhanced lips in the ‘black eye’ photo.
Rub at your eye for long enough it will become read and inflamed. If you must over egg the poor me pudding, at least blend blend blend the eyeshadow so your pores are not gaping wide open.
That was my instant thought too. Very highlighter-y.Looks very shiny for a bruise. Almost like sparkly eye shadow....
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