Jesus shitting christShe's "sitting in a sunbeam", apparently.
Jack Monroe #66 A potato is a potato
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Soooo is she going to fake concussion to get out of her speaking commitment?
She’s absolutely mental. Shame that her fans enable her so much
Exactly my first thought & I know nothing about makeup.
Has she gone a bit hard on the highlighter there?
Embarrassing Jack
OMG..Yes!
I'm having flashbacks of my brief foray I to makeup whilst living next door to Aslan whilst deep in the closet.
Heather Shimmer
It looked like I'd applied it with a boxing glove too
That was my first thought too.
Seeing as how angry she makes us mavens, do you think the cabal can invoice for blood pressure medication?
It's nothing a wet wipe wouldn't fix..
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This is the worst attempt at faking a bruise I have seen.
Even worse than the time I tried to hide my black eye with felt tip pens (I was six) so my best friends Mum wouldn't get mad at us.
Even worse than the time I tried to hide my black eye with felt tip pens (I was six) so my best friends Mum wouldn't get mad at us.
I wonder if this black eye from the tap will exacerbate the concussion she got from falling under a train rendering her incapable of delivering the housing seminar or whatever she called it?
yes absolutely
What the feck would a pharmacist know about a head injury?! 
Any Fraus with medical knowledge who could enlighten me? Or is it just Jack's followers being batshit again?
Any Fraus with medical knowledge who could enlighten me? Or is it just Jack's followers being batshit again?
She's an absolute joke.
I just cannot imagine ever getting to a place in my life (which is alarmingly mediocre btw) and thinking it would be a good idea to smear my eye with silver shimmer to fake a black eye. Genuinely what is wrong with her?? And more importantly, what is wrong with her crazy followers who can't see that's what it is?
It looks like there may be a bit of swelling there (although I’m not 100%), but she has made herself look absolutely bloody ridiculous by plastering make up all over it. It’s beyond pathetic, blatant attention-seeking - does she have any idea how stupid and desperate she looks?
It’s hardly professional is it.
I’ve had a black eye or two over the years, and they did get very colourful but only after a day or two when they were actually starting to get better.
It’s hardly professional is it.
I’ve had a black eye or two over the years, and they did get very colourful but only after a day or two when they were actually starting to get better.
I think I may invoice for the loss of earnings due to the concussion I have given myself by banging my head on my desk repeatedly.
Still a bit drunk from the night before maybe? She said she's clammy. Either she's hungover or needs to turn down the heating in her FREEZING house.
We need to start a list
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2. Cough/hayfever day before Daily Kitchen Live started
3. Foot injury hours before Hellmann's gig
4. Black eye just before 'housing conference'
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The accentuation of three small lines at the outer corner of her eye suggests that she is squinting with effort. Never seen a bruise so shimmery, even when sat in a literal sunbeam.
Good god, woman. Enough.
Good god, woman. Enough.
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The fact that the eye shadow she’s used has literally highlighted her pores, she must think we’re all bloody mugs!!
I believe there's a black eye/swelling, but I also believe she's made it look as bad as she possibly can.
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