Looks pretty shimmery.....
Jack Monroe #66 A potato is a potato
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Jack must be so happy to have a black eye so people would stop *mithering on* about their own sad stories in the comments and start feeling sorry for her again
Why am I suddenly reminded of Michelle Mone, who said she was car-jacked and had a black eye, etc, etc, before she was famous - but then members of her then staff said it had all been staged and self-inflicted???????
I don't think anyone wants to punch her in the face, I think they just want her to stop lying and scamming people.
Looks very shiny for a bruise. Almost like sparkly eye shadow....
There's honestly nothing she won't try to monetise, is there?
Definitely. Looks like she's got Benefits High Beam on.
“don’t shout at me today” - well don’t be a dick then.
- Also pretty sure she’s the one usually doing the shouting whilst everyone else blows smoke up her arse
- Also pretty sure she’s the one usually doing the shouting whilst everyone else blows smoke up her arse
Cheap cooking tips for students on the guardian. Another snub for Jackie - Miguel Barclay has officially stolen her niche!
www.theguardian.com
'Don't buy grated cheese': student cooking tips by top chefs
Students aren’t known for their culinary prowess, but there’s no need to live solely off pesto pasta and bacon sandwiches
www.theguardian.com
Definitely a magnum - a single bottle wouldn't have caused that much damage.
Is it my imagination, or is that account now suspended on Twitter? If it is, I guess it would have been reported by someone upset by their posting(s).
HOLY HIGHLIGHTER!!!
I didn't know a black eye could give the observer snow blindness.
MAKE UP! Shiney shiney MAKE UP complete with squinty squinty eye. Obviously her time on the makeup site wasn’t wasted
having broken my nose twice, I know a black eye when I see one, Fraud! Charlatan!
yes mackie I am talking to you
that’s a hungover face if ever I saw one
I remember as small kids we put makeup on my pal to make it look like he had a black eye and our attempt at the age of 8 was much better than this.MAKE UP! Shiney shiney MAKE UP complete with squinty squinty eye. Obviously her time on the makeup site wasn’t wasted
having broken my nose twice, I know a black eye when I see one, Fraud! Charlatan!
yes mackie I am talking to you
literal highlighter and squinted eye
I am howling at this!!!no black purple or yellow bruising,really trying to pull a fast haha
It does look suspiciously shimmery. But whether it's truth or fake, it's so bleeping embarrassing to be posting this kind of content. Like I am getting severe cringe right now. I know she's overshared for years but I think it's just hit me this morning how pathetic it is. You're 32 hun. You're meant to be a professional. Just stop.
I have the sudden urge to listen to Visage.
It is a bit swollen but she has put loads of make up on it to make it look like a black eye, and she looks really hungover
Jack, black eyes don't generally shimmer and sparkle
Jack, black eyes don't generally shimmer and sparkle
The swelling looks sore. Colour looks laughable. Look at the bags under her eye(s) though. Eejit needs to sleep at night.
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