Noooooooo, James, noooooooooo
Not another silly twit.
Go and stand in the corner with Nigella and Ian Rankin.
Noooooooo, James, noooooooooo
Oops. How long until she realises?She’s ruined her insta grid theme.
I think she really did love her Grandad a lot, I do think a lot of the Edwina Currie thing was absolutely wanting to shut the convo down but also not wanting to talk about him. Oh dear please do something annoying immediately, Jack.
Greengages and fingernail dirt. Southend.View attachment 224695
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*ducks*
ps sorry they’re enormous.
It would be quite a short show, no? Let's say 2 minutes for this guy to say "tinned veg are healthy", 5 min for Jack to do her standard introduction, then...time for her to make delicious meals?Is there a show idea that Jack wouldn't accept right now? It seems she will jump on any concept proposed ..... anyone for Thorpe Bay Monkey Tennis?
Shy people hate drawing attention to themselves. Jack-look-at-me-look-at-me-mon-bleeping-roe, shy??
I honestly thought this was your satire of what she might write! This is terrible.https://www.theguardian.com/comment...-blake-millions-like-me-jack-monroe-ken-loach
Jack went to the press screening... more strangers and more floral Jack writing.
"The woman beside me, a stranger, squeezed my forearm as I choked on guttural, involuntary sobs. I’m sorry, I whispered, sloping out to punch a wall in the corridor and cry into the blinding, unaware streets of west London. I looked mad. I am mad. " Ugh
" I, Daniel Blake is not quite my life story. But yet, it is. I turned down the movie rights for my rags-to-book deal story in 2014, because I’m the lucky one. I felt the Hollywood treatment for “poor girl has hard time then it all gets better” would be an insult to the millions who don’t get to write about it in the Guardian afterwards. Don’t tell me to check my privilege, I know it. I found a job as a local journalist through sitting at council meetings and waiting for a vacancy to come up, after applying for hundreds of others. The rest is history – and 90-hour working weeks to stay afloat. I am currently writing this at 4am, having started work at 7. Five years after falling down the benefits rabbit hole, I’ve almost repaid the bank charges and court orders from that energy bill and others besides. "
I mean, this is the caption!Seeing that greengage photo all I can think of is that it has been taken with her tongue
OK... I have waited for Jacquie to say something, somewhere on any social media or indeed acknowledge her mothers messages. She hasn't, maybe shes doing it privately but if Eve is putting it out there on SM her daughter should publicly acknowledge her. Her mum is really rather poorly in hospital.While she’s blathering on about her working class childhood and magical greengages, Louisa is sending love to her mum. Can’t see what she tweeted, but I’m guessing something sad?
She manages to crowbar mawkish, self obsessed melodrama into even the most mundane of activities.She's doing a Monica when she breaks up with Richard in Friends.
Yes, I am not Louisa BTW, or Allegra, or indeed any past fiancees of JakDo you follow her mum on twitter @help i need some help!?