She knows duck all about mice and cats. If a family did live there then Cooper would disrupt the nest, eating a couple in the proces, then causing the family to move on somewhere else. He's not going to come back each day and terrorise them in the same location. It's not how animals work. Just another weird thing to talk about.
Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano
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Yet again - “if I ever own my own home”
BUY A BIG bleeping PLANT TUB AND GROW A TREE IN IT. IT IS POSSIBLE.
Down to one guest house. And a working class grandad who may or may not enjoy a spliff or two.
My downstairs neighbour has a plum tree in a pot by the front door. Loads of bleeping plums.
If she went and listed all her premium home wares on eBay this weekend I honestly think she could summon up the deposit for a two bed flat within days. I’m actually so sick of hearing this poor me schtick I’ll come over and help her list it if she fancies
Cheap wet ham made my stomach flip flop, too early in the morning where I am for her shite. Love how she tries to make her Grandfather's *guesthouse* and cuisine all very run down and WC. We're the same age Jack, my Grandfather lived in an absolutely tiny little terraced house in NI, so small the toilet was in an upright coffin-like shack out in the back yard. I do believe JM was slightly traumatised at her attempt to 'go it alone' in life and finding things less than comfortable are in fact, difficult. Luckily, she only had to manage for a year.
Yes. Now duck off.
It would be a literal health hazard to be fed with your bare hands, Jack. You could plant a greengage tree in those nails.
Is she about to reveal a secret drumming talent?!
Enough of this please, guys. Especially as nothing will come from it, thank goodness.
I can see Hebe and Buddleia, possibly Agastache, maybe Honeysuckle - but not any Blackberries there at all. They're really obvious right now, as well.
That and, despite having vast amounts of Backberries and Pyracantha (which has spines of evil), the furry wee git at Dragon Towers has never managed to damage himself on them, despite rampaging about like Godzilla in pursuit of the Woodmice under the shed for years.
Over seven weeks with a scabby nose when cats heal really quickly. I'd take him to the vet.
She is a bleeping plum (JM, not your neighbour).
I was going to wish her luck getting blackberries from the hebe. Thanks for the confirmation
He’s a prick and I help myself to his plums all the time!
so she chooses today to make a post passive aggressively calling out her parents for cutting down her grandfathers beloved tree. Huh.
No words. Just
I’m a little bit behind but that’s so over romanticized, it sounds like the 1950s. Given that she’s 32, this was clearly after 1991 for God’s sake.
I have a confession to make, my hands and nails are grubby
but with very good reason! I am trying to stretch my docs and packed wet newspaper in them last night, pulling out the damp newspaper today has left my hands in a terrible state.
But I still wouldn't be taking photos of my hands near food (and using my tongue)
and no excuse for Jack's grubby mitts.
but with very good reason! I am trying to stretch my docs and packed wet newspaper in them last night, pulling out the damp newspaper today has left my hands in a terrible state. But I still wouldn't be taking photos of my hands near food (and using my tongue)
and no excuse for Jack's grubby mitts.
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