Her supervillain parents getting tit, again. Though to be fair it’s probably all a loadabollocks.
Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano
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What is "squish's you fruit"?
I’m so confused, why is she not using her kitchen? Did she blow it up?
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We have the death trap of the camping stove in the shed, now we have a camping stove in the dining room. wots going on?
. We have the death trap of the camping stove in the shed, now we have a camping stove in the dining room. wots going on?
She watched THAT MAN do his programme on a camping stove thing is the kind of cellar-y bit of his house and decided she wanted a piece of that action.I’m so confused, why is she not using her kitchen? Did she blow it up?
We have the death trap of the camping stove in the shed, now we have a camping stove in the dining room. wots going on?
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Love the mention of rizlas and cheap juice. Some cute working class brownie points there. Never mind the fact most people drank cheap juice and a hell of a lot more people smoked in the 90s/early 00s. And the fact he owned a guesthouse lol.
She was trying to copy Jamie Oliver but she failed massively and ended up with a tit shed.I’m so confused, why is she not using her kitchen? Did she blow it up?
We have the death trap of the camping stove in the shed, now we have a camping stove in the dining room. wots going on?
She's doing a Monica when she breaks up with Richard in Friends.
Still manages to bitterly mention that she doesn’t own a house
Taking one for the cabal!!!
Episode 1:
We find out why Grandma isn’t talking to Jack and why soda bread is her favourite recipe.
The choice of voice for JM is interesting, lol.
It's all very wotcha Mary Poppins!
(bleeping hell this is awful)
June Whitfield has said EJACULATE?! (Or maybe its meant to be e-Jack-ulate
There's a bit about Facebook.... "look at me, look at me, look at me..." aaaaaaaahahahaha
losing the will to live now.
Bollocks.........saying that Jack insisted on being called Jack as an urchin.
Cockney accent is getting worse now. It's suddenly a bit Only Fools n Horses
(I better get a lemon turkish delight after this)
No clue why they are talking about necromancy and Jehovah Witnesses.
June Whitfield is talking about yorkshire pud v vajazzling. WTAF.
"I don't know if she had this thing with brand names or not" hahaha. This is meant to be Jack talking about her Gran giving her Mothers' Pride bread which leads to Jack making home made bread for Gran.
Jack talking about how she wore DM's "even back then" (oh do duck off)
Jack talking about how she was a star at the church but got the mickey taken out of her at school
Grandma buys her a guitar..zzz...god, is it over yet.
Shite talk about Peter, Paul & Mary and an evangelical revival. Mothballing things cos of Cat Stevens. Jack doing a resurrection.
duck they are singing "bread of heaven" now. And fake laughing. Hah. hah. weep.
Now eating noises, talking about Welshmen eating "horrible lava bread" tasting like urine but Jack's bread tasting like heaven.
THANK duck... IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!
The Twitter version is now available:
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Truly doing the lord's work @IndigoStar ! Ah nothing like mocking the Welsh and their funny ways. Happens a lot on the bbc. Piss off x
Can’t misd an opportunity to talk about size!
I love @blurstoftimes ’s avatar as well, as I love that film!
Fraus - I'm going in. I'm also leaving my current institution soon so maybe this can be my last act
We join Jackie in the kitchen cooking up a storm - she's making her FAVOURITE thing which is soda bread (NOT the carrot and cumin burgers - GOD stop saying that OK?
), reminding her of the auld country, even though her accent has taken on the twang of a cockney street urchin. Her grandma, on the other hand, speaks the Queen's English - what a pedigree our Jackie has! Her grandma is pissed cos Jackie has been "spraying her business everywhere and washing her dirty laundry in public" - plus ca change then Will our plucky heroine win back the heart of her nana through the magic of her sausage fingers kneading pliant dough with an unctuous righteous fury?"The notion of keeping oneself to oneself has been well and truly ejaculated from the consciousness" - NANA MONORE, PLEASE
Ah thank you @IndigoStar for listening to the rest, I was nodding off
but why is it now in the dining room? sorry i am obviously being thick
and what happened 'under the stairs'?
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@crystaleyesd I'm not listening to any more lol - that was enough! The accent thing was just horrific and she certainly has an opinion of herself that's been plotted and developed out like a marketing strategy.
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