Kinda puts her subtle digs in the instagram post into perspective, no?(My grandad had a wonderful tree but my parents just cut it down when he died)
She’s cold as duck.
Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano
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She’s cold as duck.
Are you Eamonn Holmes?Yes, I am not Louisa BTW, or Allegra, or indeed any past fiancees of Jak
It's called BEING A POET!!
Ho Lee Sheet, I just had to do a double take there - I thought that was my daughter in the picture, that is the image of her. Now I'm worried - have I birthed a Jack?
Absofuckinglutely not.. But I do have the same reaction to the 'cooking'Are you Eamonn Holmes?
Snort.Are you Eamonn Holmes?
I was about to say the exact same thing!! Is it like a gooseberry perhaps?!
Its a small green plum, when ripe the skin is slightly yellow, really lovely. Mirabelle plums are similar but a deep yellow.
Glad I'm not alone
I had to google it! Theyre like a plum apparently
Not yet, anyway!or indeed any past fiancees of Jak
What is bugging me more than the off centreness is that you KNOW she's took that photo with her tongue
it’s 9 seconds of Cooper snuffling in a bush.
Not gonna happen, I have already dumped one rampant narcissist. I don't have the patience, the will or the cashflow.
I would pay actual money to watch her play tennis with a monkey...
Instagram stories just now:
So her life is now the Redwall novels.
Hello, hello, come out from the brambles, little field mice, and do battle in Mossflower Wood.
Hello, hello, come out from the brambles, little field mice, and do battle in Mossflower Wood.
She may as well just come back to Tattle at this point 
Oh dear. Poor Jack’s mum, I hope that she makes a good recovery and is back home soon.
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