blurstoftimes
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We need a list of all of jack’s partridge moments. My personal highlight is when she dismantled the coffee press in Edinburgh.
Its there as you sign up. You cant give out grief to members, not directly apologise for it, and then gloat about trolling over the very same thing. Thats not how it works.Sorry,didn’t know that rule.
She's...going to shove old cereal boxes down the side of her bed and use them as bins? Doubtless for all the cheese, butter and mackerel noodle discards that she SNARFS in bed
Happy to help Jack:
Jack Monroe #65 Get in the bin.Jack - Whatever bin you choose, make sure it's big enough for you to get in.
The end.
She can't swim because of birthmarks? But...last week she couldn't swim because she's a physiological marvel who LITERALLY sinks, no?I just went down the Mumsnet AMA rabbit hole out of abject boredom, and came across this...
Perhaps I'm losing it, but didn't her mum claim at some point that JM had begged to get the birth marks removed? She's making it sound here like it was done against her will.
There are so, so, so very many versions of the same stories with Jack, no wonder it's impossible to believe anything she says.
Im with you here @PoorPatrol. About two and a half weeks ago I was in a car accident. A car came out of a side road into my path and they legged it, I was trapped under the airbag with two broken ribs. They were unlicensed, uninsured, stolen car, no tax blah blah.Piping up to say.... she’s lying
I don’t believe for one minute that happened. Apart from anything else, her calling and reporting wouldn’t have been the end of her evening. She would have had to physically see a police officer to submit her evidence (phone recording), you don’t just get that done in ten minutes. She would have had to make a written statement, too. If it was a minor being attacked, what with all the county lines shit etc there’s no way she’d have just, what? Popped them an email with the video attached? No. Doesn’t work like that.
What a bullshitter she is. She makes me sick.
Jam making is one of my things. There is no way that you could get the temperature high enough to get the rolling boil you need to get a good set.I've never used a slow cooker so I don't actually know - but I can't see how a jam is going to thicken in one? Isn't it just going to come out as overly sweetened slop?