Lord above she's typed their whole salad menu out. She's BORED
Jack Monroe #63 I tend to move in circles of cookery and politics rather than outrage and vitriol
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Ah yes, that well known mostly-vegan chain of restaurants (I think they have more than ten establishments 
), Harvester.
), Harvester.
I would absolutely love to read the full employment history of Jack of all trades, master of none Monroe. She claims to have had so many jobs, some of them must've only been for days. Come on former employers, tell us why you sacked her! 
Why on that Instagram post does she sound like she works for QVC trying to flog an overpriced bag?
I’d love to know why she has to accompany every Insta post with an essay on why, when, where, who. It’s ridiculously boring and you switch off after two sentences. What’s wrong with “My great friend Amy has launched her own range of bags at x. Go check them out! They’re awesome”
AND DON’T HASHTAG YOURSELF YOU NARCISSISTIC bleep.
I’d love to know why she has to accompany every Insta post with an essay on why, when, where, who. It’s ridiculously boring and you switch off after two sentences. What’s wrong with “My great friend Amy has launched her own range of bags at x. Go check them out! They’re awesome”
AND DON’T HASHTAG YOURSELF YOU NARCISSISTIC bleep.
Um excuse me, are you forgetting all the amazing small businesses she promoted in Edinburgh? Five guys, dishoom AND paper chase?
Guys its actually very classist to dislike Harvester. True working class people don't like fancy muck... they much prefer coughed on salad. And I can say that as a card carrying working class hero who got ferried to ballet classes in a Land Rover growing up x
Why is it always, “This happened and I’ve got a photo/evidence of it somewhere but I can‘t be bothered to find it”
No-one cares.
She can’t remember what she did with it as she didn’t work there.Such a.......
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Another of the nearly 20 tweets she’s sent about salad mentions being a ‘greedyguts’. Tbh i’d rather have ouchy mouth phase again than this continued bollocks.
Cue a tweet with a picture of it in 5,4,3,2,1.....
Hi Jack
But how much are they?, and advertising bags for masks, gloves and sanitizer is bandwagon jumping
Done! We are up to 36 jobs now
Just waiting for the defensive explanation about how Harvester's not actually a chain.
she does this about everything and it drives me mad! Even if jack stopped being problematic and turned into a nice person I’d probably still dislike her because She is so bleeping lame and boring and annoying.
She loves an unprompted ‘TV’ reference. Smiled each time she mentioned "Getting back in the studio" or 'It's a wrap" amongst other industry parlance.
Not sure how to interpret the first comment from one of her fellow Southend residents. "Thinking about" what? Pushing her off? Commission a plaque?
P.S. Do our photoshop experts think her legs look markedly trimmer than they do on the hammock / sideboard shots?
heath_mathew
Was just on that same bit of wall. In was thinking about you too. Haha
I like the bag, just not the fabric it's in, but as I already have a cath kidson (fancy!) one that's almost the same I won't be buying. Plus pockets inside to put stuff in isn't exactly new
‘Can’t even have a chat about salad on Twitter’ ... seriously?
It’s very telling that what she classes as ‘a chat’ comprises of her reeling off the entire Harvester salad menu as a big monologue with her hand sausages, and then getting immediately defensive AF should someone dare question her.
Lately, I’ve tried to be largely apathetic towards her, but this has really fucked me off tonight, I’ve got to be honest
Jack is the basic witch to end all basic witches.
She tries SO hard to be cool, edgy and different. But really she wears H&M denim shirts and eats at the same chain restaurants she hates when the wind takes her that way.
So utterly boring and basic.
She tries SO hard to be cool, edgy and different. But really she wears H&M denim shirts and eats at the same chain restaurants she hates when the wind takes her that way.
So utterly boring and basic.
Also Jack, as someone who actually works in TV (I'm sorry I don't have your experience in 500 other job roles) that bag is too damn small to be in any way useful to anyone.
Yet again you haven't a bleeping clue what you're talking about but because you've had a camera shoved in your face a couple of times you love to act like you do.
Take a seat you shark eyed fantasist.
Yet again you haven't a bleeping clue what you're talking about but because you've had a camera shoved in your face a couple of times you love to act like you do.
Take a seat you shark eyed fantasist.
Maybe she just needs a hobby. As in, a proper one, not spending money/sprawling over sideboards/Twitter. There are so many ways to spend all the free time she so blatantly has that are actually fun and fulfilling and worthwhile.
Well she supported small businesses in Edinburgh. She went to a Sainsbury’s Local (that’s a small business, right? at least a Local is smaller than a regular-size supermarket), and Dishoom (NOT A CHAIN!). She is such a champion of small businesses.
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