That’s not what the person asked though is it?
Jack Monroe #61 Complete, made up, fanciful nuclear-level bollocks
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She's just got an answer for everything hasn't she. She's been everywhere, done everything, has already met everyone already... God she's just so damned tedious isn't she. She's like the spawn of daddy pig and miss rabbit, a bit of an expert who does everything
Absolutely and completely spot-on. It goes to show her for the fantasist that she is, nothing she says is actually true. She adopts and virtue signals whatever suits her on any given day but will just as quickly dispose of it when the narrative needs a new direction. She doesn’t truly believe in any of it. Charlatan.
I saw this comic and thought of JM
Wasn’t she sleeping for like 22 hrs per day up until recently. That’s a tit load of steps for 2 hours.
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I had a day of 'presenter training' a few weeks ago in and one of the pieces of homework I got was to 'relax on camera'. I took that to mean 'film yourself dancing because literally nothing could be worse than that'. So here you go. I'm growing professionally, right here. Honest...
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but you forgot the deep cleaning of the kitchen 12 times
I'm sorry no. I'm an active person and most days will do 10k. 20k I might do if I've gone for a long walk on a Saturday. But every day? No.
What are you doing Jackie? Are you river dancing around Southend? Ya bleeping melt.
What are you doing Jackie? Are you river dancing around Southend? Ya bleeping melt.
OMG thirteen years of dance classes? I imagine ballet/tap would have suited her nicely. That must have been very expensive. But I suppose less of a worry when you live a 5 bed detached house with a landlord Daddy who's got thousands stuffed away for your Omega watch that will be given to you aged 21. I'm assuming she also got ferried there in the Land Rover!maybe this is how she does her steps?A thread written by @BootstrapCook
I had a day of 'presenter training' a few weeks ago in and one of the pieces of homework I got was to 'relax on camera'. I took that to mean 'film yourself dancing because literally nothing could be worse than that'. So here you go. I'm growing professionally, right here. Honest...
Also I used to do about 15K when I worked in a museum walking around all day and to and from work. Nah. Shut UP.
<eyeball ache from epic bleeping rolling again>
I’ve got a decade on Jack and I can’t swim. Guess what Jack, it’s actually fairly common, all ages. Nothing special about it. Soz. <sad face>
Though mine is that weird type of ‘can’t swim’ which means, I actually can’t swim. No breast stroke. No front crawl. No swim stroke at all type can’t swim.
But huh, fancy that. I never realised that not moving my arms and legs at all might be part of the problem?
Everyday’s a school day
Maybe she put them in the oven, turned the dial to 180, left them in for an hour but didn't actually switch the oven on??
Who has dance lessons for 13 years?
Cos she does everything really quickly Benny Hill stylie innit. Like when setting up her sex lounger pics, remember?
The middle class x
Someone who can’t dance. But it’s most likely to be bollocks, anyway. She likely went to *a* dance class and has been bullshitting about it ever since.
Happiful, 26 June 2020
Also, I believe she was training quite heavily around the time she started using testosterone and found it empowering.
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Fucksake. As someone with Schizophrenia and very questionable eating habits I find her triggering as duck. I do enjoy reading this thread for the wittiness of our fraus but I’ve never known anyone that I’ve known or not known that pisses me off as much as she does.
I believe the fitness requirements to be a call handler is brutal.
Ohhh maybe Jackot Fonteyne will make an appearance on Strictly, lol
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