I’m honestly thinking it’s some sort of trolling now, to see what we’ll say here as well as the satisfaction(?) of being able to dupe her followers. Can ANYBODY be that tone deaf, self absorbed and just plain delusional?
Jack Monroe #61 Complete, made up, fanciful nuclear-level bollocks
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If anyone can , Wee Jackie Monroe can , so she can.
Yes, exactly. Yet why post it if she doesn’t want engagement, and she often asks for suggestions & gives them. Hope more people start to see how thoroughly unpleasant she is, most of us would never respond like this. She has zero manners.
That sounds delicious. I roast a big tray of veg, some goes into rice or couscous with some extra seasoning otherwise it can get a bit samey - fancy! , some just as they are as a side dish , and some into a wrap with hummousIs she on the plains of Africa with 'the rains.....'
That looks totally rank!...I roasted some sweet potato, carrot, parsnip , butternut squash, garlic, red onion with Italian olive oil and Mediterranean herbs and seasoning ....had it with roast chicken yesterday and because I'd made so much had enough today to put in a wrap warmed up and then drizzled some balsamic glaze over it with some spinach/ rocket and watercress salad....it was lush ...and I'm not even a chef!
Sometimes I think it's her followers' fault for allowing her to be so rude and bellicose. They mince around her like she's the second messiah! I wish someone would tell her to piss off and be consistent. It's weird enabling of a piss-poor 'cook' with bad manners and no decent underwear.
Her whole thing of being "a ruin" is so bleeping insensitive. When I've been at incredibly low points a huge problem for me has been comparing my own life and achievements to that of my friends, all of whom have big houses and cars and great salaries etc etc etc. Any problem she has, she's made herself through shitting on the many and varied amazing opportunities she's been given. Can you imagine her vulnerable followers, looking at her portraying her six "bestselling" books, gorgeous detached bungalow, TV appearances, top notch appliances and furniture, and extensive media contacts as a failure? Imagine looking up to someone like that and them implying that, because you've achieved even less than them, that you that you are a miserable loser?
Maybe Jack holds herself to higher standards than she does others (HA), but she should really be thinking about the impact of these throwaway comments, especially in light of thousands of A level students having their dreams dashed in the past few days. They're meant to seem self-deprecating but in fact they look judgemental and conceited.
you & your ‘friend’ really shouldn’t be arsey twats to someone who was just giving you a helpful suggestion & is struggling themselves. Take your own advice kiddo.
And again, it’s the what she doesn’t say thing. She’s so, so good at this game. KEEP UP! She never said she had him all the time. She’s talking about not having childcare
And also. Bollocks could she not have got some help. If she actually needed it.
I agree if I was spoken to the way she replies to her followers she’d be getting told where to go and unfollowed not getting wished love & the rest of the spiel she gets.
Courgettes only need 25 minutes in the oven at most. If she’d left them in for an hour, they’d be obliterated - but these look practically raw. What if someone decides to try this “recipe”? It’d be a disaster.
She’s such a fun hoover....if you must say anything then just say you haven’t been well. “Ordered off work” is a million times more dramatic than it probably actually wasIts says mom of three boys...one human, two fluffy: her kitten was a girl so who knows
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I was having such a nice time on there and now it feels tainted with her slop and pity posts.
. And if you must post anything, TRY HARDER to keep it jollySTAY THE duck AWAY FROM DOGS PLEASE.
(Sorry cat people, I realise she’s your problem.)
Vigorous sex.
Why doesn’t she buy a dog then? (Sorry @BilboSaggins) She could take it on walks & get fresh air and meet fellow dog people.
I concur!
Probably can't because she rents (guessing her response)
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Except she wouldn't.
She would want to be on Paul O'Grady's Love of Dogs so she could rescue some poor mite, purely for the gram factor. The rest doesn't bear thinking about.
On thick cold crunchy toast with balsamic drizzled on top is lovely too. And for non vegans a layer of soft cheese (philly type) underneath first is lush.
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