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Jack Monroe #61 Complete, made up, fanciful nuclear-level bollocks
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So sheās really going to town with this whole ālook at me, Iām a mummy, and look at what a fab relationship I have with my son. Such larks.ā
And, sheās using his real name now. No SB.
And, she pushed his ābuttā <adds to the American transition pile>
Starting to agree with the posters who have said sheās up to something or something is going on. Why the caring loving mum routine all of a sudden? LOOK AT MY LIST OF ALL THE THINGS WEāVE DONE TOGETHER.
I donāt do most SM, so I really donāt understand all the instamama chat stuff but between her recent love in on there, and joining Nigella site, perhaps she is trying to break into new markets. Maybe sheās tryna make it internationally, America, yāall.
Holy duck theyāre going to wish they could go back to just bitching about Trump.
One. (The pair sheās wearing on her feet NOW...)
I couldn't set foot in there. Just the photo has me itching Not the Fire Service again
there is no fitness requirement for answering the phone for the fire service.
40 tweets in 2 hours. So she went to the docs where she lied through her teeth about staying off SM, came home and manically tweeted. The running gear! The SB stories! Where to start. Honestly I hate how much her manipulative bullshit winds me up. I wish I could quit her.
My area must be tit because ive been in with the kids with split heads and broken limbs and theyve never seperately questioned any one!
donāt give her ideas! The back chat at the criticism........
Sheās just nicking clickbait stories that the DM nick off Bored Panda.
Meryl āgroundbreakingā gif.
Is Celeb BB coming back? I would LOVE to watch her on that.
It's in the entrance hallIs that the elusive Smeg Cream American Fridge. Just not located in the kitchen ..... obvs.
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Imagine, a crappy bungalow big enough to house a sofa and a Smeg in the bloody hallway! ShockingSheās trolling me personally by tweeting from the android! 
But itās soooo obviously the first bullshit thing she could cone up with off the top of her head. No fuckin way people at her kidās school were giving her sideway glances whilst under the impression she was some sort of mysterious āknife collectorā (whatever the duck that even is getting at..)
Sheās a 10 year old child with an overactive imagination.
Can you imagine, sheād never be out the diary room threatening to leave
Allegra's kitchen makes me twitch omg. It looks so cluttered... it needs a good Marie Kondo!
Hellsite or support network? Knob.
That person who innocently said less carbs has deleted their account, so thatās 2 people sheās chased off twitter. Thing is, if she actually constantly ate butter and complex carbs like she claims she would be lethargic. And that horrendous weekend with the āshopped photo where people reported genuinely triggering tweets and the woman begged her to delete them and think about how she talks about weight and she did sweet duck all. So how dare she talk about discussing EDs.
Iād throw a massive āI canāt work in these conditionsā tantrum making beans on toast in that kitchen, let alone a full scale meal from scratch.
Haha yup. I think she would have her own āwho is she?!ā moments that would make Nikki look like an angel
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-DAY 1 IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE
āHello Jack welcome to the diary room. What seems to be he problem?ā
āItās Malcolm, he started to make a curry but doesnāt he know that I make a great curry? With peaches..ā
āSo sorry, Jack, weāre sure Malcolm will let you cook now..ā
āāāāā5 minutes laterāāāāā
āHello again Jack, everything okayā
āNo itās Malcolm, again. I was showing him how to open the tin of peaches and he said Iām quite the āchefā. Doesnāt he know, Iām not a CHEF..ā
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Jack - āSo and so is bullying me!ā
BB - āYou do realise we can actually see what is happening.ā
I canāt decide whether sheād be wide eyed ācor blimey, love a duck, give me your shrapnel, darlinā, look at all these shiny celebs, Jackā or āI have smegs, cotswold company sideboards, 50 billion devices and am a bestselling author thank you very Matt much Matt, Jack.ā
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