Jack Monroe #61 Complete, made up, fanciful nuclear-level bollocks

[Veronicaaa]

A true maverick, innit, and DEFINITELY NOT someone who likes to regurgitate what she thinks is popular opinion whilst passing them off as her own original, definitely-never-been-discussed-to-death #hottakes.

Cos she’s just a widdle baby who needs her nursery soft food

needs a widdle baby teething necklace for her widdle baby ouchy mouth.

 

[Pocahontas]

New thread!

Jack Monroe #62 A piss-poor cook with bad manners and no decent underwear

O frabious day! Callooh, Callay! The Jackerwocky has delivered. I wrote a thing and it got nominated for a thread title by @TriviaNewtonJohn thanks babe. I have now completed Tattle. Thankyou and duck off. Recap of thread #61 🎵Jack’s greatest love of alllll ... is Twi- i- tter 🎶 She’s back...

tattle.life

 

[Captainmouse]

Ok confession time, as a vegetarian I would not last a meal, as a vegan even less. I don’t buy bags of salad, as I don’t eat bags of salad, but aren’t they expensive and unhealthy? And why on earth would you turn it into slurry?

Cos she’s just a widdle baby who needs her nursery soft food

But she’s got an ouchy mouth

 

[Pocahontas]

Ok confession time, as a vegetarian I would not last a meal, as a vegan even less. I don’t buy bags of salad, as I don’t eat bags of salad, but aren’t they expensive and unhealthy? And why on earth would you turn it into slurry?


But she’s got an ouchy mouth

Ooh, ask this again / or quote it to the new thread before this one closes!