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it’s a bleeping FRIDGE.
it’s a bleeping FRIDGE.
Jack Monroe #61 Complete, made up, fanciful nuclear-level bollocks
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So far that app has seen from her a stodgy AF lemon pudding thing and a bowl of slop. With plenty of black pepper. Complete with a long, self-indulgent words wank. I was cooking that sort of stuff when I was a student.
Groundbreaking, truly.
Groundbreaking, truly.
Reading about the sore lip/lipstick in #33 (I think?) and noticed @Instagram Sham's pic
I actually snorted!
What goes in the tin stays in the tin, you’d need a pile driver or a stick of dynamite to get that out. What’s in the bowl, is something else, equally unidentifiable, but different, probably inedible, definitely unappetising
Oooh that’s got to hurt
. Hope it was a speedy recovery JD
It’s more me exasperated by the fact that she says this stuff than me doubting that the separating happens (it does as you know)
Caption for the Cabaret pic on insta. Why does she hate paragraphs? Let’s also add ‘bartender’ to the list of irritating americanisms.
I think she loves her son and probably is a reasonably OK parent , (and lots of people with poor mental health manage to parent very well.) I don't think she there is anything she has done which means she could lose care of him
But she doesn't seem to realise all her lies and exaggerating about, well everything, make her look like a much worse parent than she is.
how did she manage to 'moonlight' in a pub when she was working shifts in a call centre? Although I did think social media was a thing 12 years ago, what with Facebook being around since 2004.
It got me four days off schoolOooh that’s got to hurt
But yeah, mouths and parquet flooring are not a good mix 
I have a recipe similar I use for pie fillings or just served with new potatoes. Chicken slow cooked, stock, leeks, onions, celery. I occasionally put beans in, usually a butter bean. Garlic, sage, salt, pepper.
I add double cream sometimes, dependant on how I feel.
It’s a really ‘traditional’ recipe, nothing new and exciting...she is a maverick though. It is her recipe NOW whilst she eats ‘4 portions of it’.
Can we add that to the list of supposed binge eating she has mentioned again?
I add double cream sometimes, dependant on how I feel.
It’s a really ‘traditional’ recipe, nothing new and exciting...she is a maverick though. It is her recipe NOW whilst she eats ‘4 portions of it’.
Can we add that to the list of supposed binge eating she has mentioned again?
Of course of course! She’s just so unrelentlessly elevenrifey isn’t she
She says she's glad the photos were pre-social media, whilst posting one to social media.
She wore the shoes for eight hour shifts, but wasn't insufferable enough to wear them every day.
She wore knickers to work in the nightclub every night, but this photo was just a one-off theme night.
The shoes were ludicrously comfortable but she couldn't wear them for twelve minutes
My head's spinning
She wore the shoes for eight hour shifts, but wasn't insufferable enough to wear them every day.
She wore knickers to work in the nightclub every night, but this photo was just a one-off theme night.
The shoes were ludicrously comfortable but she couldn't wear them for twelve minutes
My head's spinning
I'm just very, very embarrassed for her looking at that photo. Everything about it is so mortifyingly early noughties. And who even has photos taken of them like that?! Is is a boudoir shoot? Is it for some weird portfolio when she fancied herself a dancer? I mean I know the actual answer is just that she's a narc but it's still mad to me.
The wicker garden furniture chair is making me cringe the most. At least get a proper cabaret style chair - there must have been one knocking about the "massive nightclub" you worked in in your pants, Jack..
The wicker garden furniture chair is making me cringe the most. At least get a proper cabaret style chair - there must have been one knocking about the "massive nightclub" you worked in in your pants, Jack..
And it all happened in the world of tomorrow, yesterday, not all the time and NOWShe says she's glad the photos were pre-social media, whilst posting one to social media.
She wore the shoes for eight hour shifts, but wasn't insufferable enough to wear them every day.
She wore knickers to work in the nightclub every night, but this photo was just a one-off theme night.
The shoes were ludicrously comfortable but she couldn't wear them for twelve minutes
My head's spinning
Yeah, I'm not saying poor MH means someone can't be a good parent (just to be clear on that one, my comment was probably a bit wooly there). But it's things like her saying she walks 20k steps a day that get me wondering how that's possible with her son being there, I mean I have a 12 year old lad and I can't just pop out for a walk every day unless he's at school. She trips herself up over the tit she chats doesn't she.
Didn't she also say she met her kids dad whilst working in a coffee shop, but then had to leave the fire service when she had her baby, so was she still working in the coffee shop when she was pregnant? Working in the coffee shop, as a bar tender and a call handler all at the same time? Doesn't make sense to me. And yes, Facebook was a big thing 12 years ago for sure.
haha, I love that word! She really is!Of course of course! She’s just so unrelentlessly elevenrifey isn’t she
oh god, is she asking for new shoes??
Babe, same.
I first heard it back on one of the early earlythreads when I was pulling a huge Grunka
The worst thing is that her tights don't fit properly. They are stretched behind her knee, like webbed feet, instead of fitting snug to the skin.She says she's glad the photos were pre-social media, whilst posting one to social media.
She wore the shoes for eight hour shifts, but wasn't insufferable enough to wear them every day.
She wore knickers to work in the nightclub every night, but this photo was just a one-off theme night.
The shoes were ludicrously comfortable but she couldn't wear them for twelve minutes
My head's spinning
And I've worked in many a nightclub, but never 8 hours without a break. I don't believe she was ever on her feet for 8 hours in those shoes.
She can put Grandad Pig in a stew. bleeping hate him.She would put Daddy Pig and Miss Rabbit in some hideous stew. Or a cake.
<Tom gif>
I’ve got a renewed respect for soldiers now I realise how absolutely massive the mess tins they carried about were
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