She doesn't do 25k steps a day
. What a load of old bollocks
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She probably got it with vouchers, I got my Tesco ones the other day so she probably bought a reduced chicken that and spend 81p. So 81p chicken.She
Is
Lying
I have never seen a whole chicken reduced to 81p anywhere, even when I worked in a bleeping supermarket 20 years ago. Even when I’ve been perusing the 10p yellow sticker bargains 30 minutes before closing time on a Sunday. Nope. Didn’t happen.
Free range, organic AND corn fed? They’re expensive. I wouldn’t expect to see one reduced to below a fiver quite frankly. And I’d never buy one reduced to 81p because it would be about five minutes away from its Best Before date to be sold off that cheap. Mmm, salmonella...
It didn’t happen. Jack bought a full price chicken but had to pretend it was heavily reduced and high welfare, so it would, like, be a CRIME not to have bought it. Don’t come for me, vegans!
Were those the three pairs of knickers she had to wear to control her unruly labia?She says she's glad the photos were pre-social media, whilst posting one to social media.
She wore the shoes for eight hour shifts, but wasn't insufferable enough to wear them every day.
She wore knickers to work in the nightclub every night, but this photo was just a one-off theme night.
The shoes were ludicrously comfortable but she couldn't wear them for twelve minutes
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[insert Novak Nail]25k steps a day without leaving her crappy bungalow
Either her Fitbit is grossly over-counting steps, or she's lying.
Ooh totally off topic but how lovely to see a cheeky bit of Catalan on the thread.For the sake of comparison: I'm about 5cm taller than Jack I think, though god knows if she lies about her height. Today I walked a mere 19.950 steps (our heroine would scoff at me).
That's 15km.
That was over 3 hours of walking during the day.
I sure as tit didn't get there doing laps of my (rented) flat...
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Jesus Christ, Fraus. Here I am, on my one man campaign to spread covid19 through Europe and you keep calling me back!
P.S, @colouredlines I love that calories burnt is calories cremade. It makes sense, but it’s so much more expressive.![]()
Next thread title?I’m terrible at my job because I can’t cook
I think that's spot onAs I said, I didn't ever meet her. I wouldn't call the others my friends (not exactly), but they did have direct contact with her. She wasn't a major topic of conversation, but I did ask what she was like, because I was vaguely fascinated by her. (Even then, I had my own theories.) The gist is that she was/is a manipulative, entitled nutter. Unstable. Mad. Deeply unpleasant unless she wanted something. No one had a good word to say about her. In other words, precisely what we've all surmised for ourselves.
I also think there's another thing here. I can't substantiate this, but I think it may well be true. Someone on another thread asked what her partners found attractive about her. I think I can sum up the process. I've known people like this and I can suss them out pretty easily.
Initially very flirtatious, rapidly turning hotly (and adventurously) sexual. Love-bombing, which is hard to resist. 'Never felt like this before' etc. It's ALL about the Other Party. Life is bliss, for just long enough to have the Other Party fall in love, hard. Cohabitation happens far too quickly, followed by plans for 'Together Forever'. Then there's a slight vulnerability (probably one of her physical issues), making her a little unwell. The Other Party lavishes her with love and care. She bounces back. Then a small meltdown, probably about internet bullying ('It's not fair, you KNOW I only try to help people'). The Other Party leaps to her defence. This pattern continues, slowly at first, then the physical and mental meltdowns pile on thick and fast. The Other Party finds their friends unwilling to hang out with them as a couple and they start making excuses for her, eventually changing their lives to accommodate hers. In time they realise that she is an attention vortex and there is nothing whatsoever in it for them.
She's quite simply a vampire, draining the energy and life out of everyone she encounters. Even us.
She stirred his into mac and cheese to suit his kiddy palate?? BoakPLENTY OF BLACK PEPPER KLAXON
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Didn't she include that little tidbit in that awful post she did aboutYes, she said she would be collecting a medal from the fire service if she hadn’t of got pregnant. They don’t give medals for 10 years service and they don’t give service medals to the call handlers.
looool agreed, it’s like one of those early 00s boudoir shots sold to women going through a rough break up, by sleazy men on stalls in shopping centres.I'm just very, very embarrassed for her looking at that photo. Everything about it is so mortifyingly early noughties. And who even has photos taken of them like that?! Is is a boudoir shoot? Is it for some weird portfolio when she fancied herself a dancer? I mean I know the actual answer is just that she's a narc but it's still mad to me.
The wicker garden furniture chair is making me cringe the most. At least get a proper cabaret style chair - there must have been one knocking about the "massive nightclub" you worked in in your pants, Jack..
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Tesco, Sainsburys, Adsa, Morrisons.... All donate excess food to Fareshare. An amazing charity that collects and distributes food that would otherwise go to waste. So if you don't need to buy an 80p chicken, don't. Leave it to to someone who really needs it. Landfill isn't a thing. Fareshare is.One thing that pisses me off about jack is how narcisstic she is with her lies.
In her words :
She SAVED an organic chicken from landfilll by sticking it in her slow cooker and eating it.
No, Jack you cba it be a vegan anymore.
You saw a cheap fancy chicken and swiped it up before anyone else could.....
We've all seen her eating all the animals live on TV without a care in the world.
What a absolute tool. The lies she tells aren’t even credible, it makes you wonder where her family is to tell her how much of twit she makes herself look.She does it without leaving her crappy bungalow, that's how. TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND STEPS. Indoors. No, really.
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Screenshot from @Silver Linings on June 19th.