Definitely happened.JesusFarkingChrist she is EXHAUSTING!
Found this on Twitter. Lolz
Definitely happened.JesusFarkingChrist she is EXHAUSTING!
Found this on Twitter. Lolz
She wouldn't be be able to handle basic scrambled eggs she'd have to jazz it up with Branston pickle and tinned pears or somethingJust watched his video on twitter, how simple and good did that little 5 minute scrambled egg and tomatoe chutney-thing look?! He managed to present it without stuttering, forgetting lines or the actual cooking process, it was even possible to watch it without having to look through my fingertips.
How long until Monroe releases the hounds?
I think he may have collapsed due to overwork.So she hates all exercise including running? Yet I read one of her blog posts the other day that said seven year old her was a running fanatic.
Where’s Novak Nail when I need him?
Am kinda imagining Monroe-esque scrambled eggs is just cooking a massive omelette and then blending the result in a nutribullet.She wouldn't be be able to handle basic scrambled eggs she'd have to jazz it up with Branston pickle and tinned pears or something
BurnoutI think he may have collapsed due to overwork.
Oh god I hope not I’m an Evanescence fan. She does not get to sully Evanescence.oh yeah and the poetry is shite. Like emo lyrics. I bet she was a fan of Evanescence.
More like HIM. He was depressingOh god I hope not I’m an Evanescence fan. She does not get to sully Evanescence.
I was so obsessed with HIMMore like HIM. He was depressing
She probably has a heartagram tattoo.More like HIM. He was depressing
She probably has a heartagram tattoo.
As I said, I didn't ever meet her. I wouldn't call the others my friends (not exactly), but they did have direct contact with her. She wasn't a major topic of conversation, but I did ask what she was like, because I was vaguely fascinated by her. (Even then, I had my own theories.) The gist is that she was/is a manipulative, entitled nutter. Unstable. Mad. Deeply unpleasant unless she wanted something. No one had a good word to say about her. In other words, precisely what we've all surmised for ourselves.Now, you can’t just come in here and tell us she’s a friend of your friends, and not give us any stories![]()
But...but...you're an asshole?
She's had more jobs than Barbie's hadSo she was a firefighter by day & a barmaid by night? When did she fit Karate & dance lessons & god knows what else in?
This comment is so good it’s like glimpsing into the Matrix and really deserves to be read in a Morpheus voice. The last sentence especially.As I said, I didn't ever meet her. I wouldn't call the others my friends (not exactly), but they did have direct contact with her. She wasn't a major topic of conversation, but I did ask what she was like, because I was vaguely fascinated by her. (Even then, I had my own theories.) The gist is that she was/is a manipulative, entitled nutter. Unstable. Mad. Deeply unpleasant unless she wanted something. No one had a good word to say about her. In other words, precisely what we've all surmised for ourselves.
I also think there's another thing here. I can't substantiate this, but I think it may well be true. Someone on another thread asked what her partners found attractive about her. I think I can sum up the process. I've known people like this and I can suss them out pretty easily.
Initially very flirtatious, rapidly turning hotly (and adventurously) sexual. Love-bombing, which is hard to resist. 'Never felt like this before' etc. It's ALL about the Other Party. Life is bliss, for just long enough to have the Other Party fall in love, hard. Cohabitation happens far too quickly, followed by plans for 'Together Forever'. Then there's a slight vulnerability (probably one of her physical issues), making her a little unwell. The Other Party lavishes her with love and care. She bounces back. Then a small meltdown, probably about internet bullying ('It's not fair, you KNOW I only try to help people'). The Other Party leaps to her defence. This pattern continues, slowly at first, then the physical and mental meltdowns pile on thick and fast. The Other Party finds their friends unwilling to hang out with them as a couple and they themselves making excuses for her, eventually changing their lives to accommodate hers. In time they realise that she is an attention vortex and there is nothing whatsoever in it for them.
She's quite simply a vampire, draining the energy and life out of everyone she encounters. Even us.