Jack Monroe #61 Complete, made up, fanciful nuclear-level bollocks
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Whatโs she on about, she gets her legs out at any given opportunity ; the sideboard and the tit garden camp bed spring to mind.
But, but... she takes pictures of her legs and posts them on social media. They are not โgreatโ.
So weโve finally seen the inside of the sponge/pudding (spudding? Ponge?) and it looks as horrid as expected. Simultaneously dry and raw. Yum. Lucky SB. Let him soak it in custard however he pleases and STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM!
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As predicted, this looks dense as duck.
Recipe testing? Jack doesn't know her
ETA - she stirred a chicken stew into a mac and cheese?!?!?! duck me, WHY?
She doesn't just hate food, she clearly hates her son.
That look f'kin rank
I know I know. She said in the previous something about not being warts and all like Instagram and then writes a self indulgent diatribe anyway. Colour me unsurprisedThat caption is such a load of tit!
She mixes stew into mac and cheese?
He is 10, not a toddler, and apparently he wolfed down many bowls of the other slowcooked slop she served him recently.. Poor kid
Firstly, that looks absolutely bloody revolting, even by Jackโs standards.
Secondly: โI try not to eat too much meat these daysโ. Is she taking the piss?? During lockdown her SM has been a riot of sausages, crackling, whopping great chucks of pig meat, nasty cheap processed chicken, Five Guys etc. She eats lots of meat, most of it apparently lower welfare. She is a liar and a hypocrite.
I thought she'd been eating uncooked roast vegetables with hot vinaigrette for every meal recently? I'd like to know where the actual chicken went, if there was an 81p free-range chicken to begin with.
I'm also a bit over her wipe-clean backgrounds. I'd seen the IG ad and thought they were quite clever (not cheap, though), but now I know what to look for, too many pictures (not just JM's) feature either 'rough planks' or 'sort of marble'.
Tbh we all love a bargain but itโs immoral to be buying reduced food when youโre earning 5 figure sums for a few days work / turning down millions in feature films.
That meal is also immoral tbh
Whoever said sheโs a cross between Daddy Pig and Miss Rabbit has ENDED ME. Iโm proper giggling like a child
HOOTING some may say
HOOTING some may say
Perhaps the chicken scarpered - like the one on this Morning.
It certainly doesnโt look like any chicken made it into that pile of glutinous slop.
With all the stuff with her son and her mental health, chemical Rollercoasters etc... Is she not concerned at all that it's all very publicly documented evidence for social services if there is ever a doubt that she should have custody? I mean, she puts it all out there, if I shared a child with someone who did that I don't think I'd be happy about her sharing so much or being responsible for my child when she's (by her own admission) so unstable and all over the place on meds. I mean supposedly sleeping for 22 hours a day and reading 11 books in 9 days... Despite saying she has sole care of a child, when is she looking after him if she's sleeping or reading all the time?!
Guilty your honour
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I donโt believe the organic whole chicken was 81p. I have never ever seen organic meat yellow stickered that low.
What is this wonderful shop, that reduces that much? Was that shop not available when she was selling her lightbulbs? Bullshit.
What is this wonderful shop, that reduces that much? Was that shop not available when she was selling her lightbulbs? Bullshit.
โI try not to eat a lot of meat these days.โ
That looks different to the photo in the tin.
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