oh she can just duck off. First Ian, now Val. What a bleep.
Jack Monroe #60 Everything I do, I do it for ... ME!
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Has she got ācloveā (cos garlic, innit) and ācleaveā mixed up, and somehow come up with this bastardisation? Not that it would make any more sense.
Imagine being one if her āloversā and being presented with this tosh. And youād have to be fulsome in your praise (despite cringing yourself inside out), otherwise youād risk getting the āhowling bansheeā act.
Iām sure the elite Groucho Club lesbians talk to each other. Iād be surprised if any of them are up for that sort of drama.
I don't get how you can claim to have insomnia yet sleep 22 hours a day.
I'm getting really twitchy at all this latching on to the coat-tails of some genuinely cool writers.
If she's got that much time on her hands can she not go run a soup kitchen or something. Or job hunt. Or just duck OFF ALREADY.
I'm getting really twitchy at all this latching on to the coat-tails of some genuinely cool writers.
If she's got that much time on her hands can she not go run a soup kitchen or something. Or job hunt. Or just duck OFF ALREADY.
She reckons thereās a sauce on that thing? Cos I canāt see any sauce at all. It looks dry as anything (and a bit raw).
I agree, but obviously her health doesn't. SM makes her stressed and I am beginning to think "work" makes her stressed. She would be better suited in a kitchen on the washing up, least amount of responsibility apart from make sure it's clean, keep up and don't break tit.
Either that or a rich old bird who will take her on so she can live out her days prancing around the kitchen doing whatever it is she does best.
This is exactly how we all used to write on MSN as tweenagers thinking we were cool and being playful with our best friends/crushes.
The fact shes also writing like someone trying to up their word count, and uses such dramatic or flowery words and is 32 years old leads me to one conclusion....
....Jackie Monroe is a bleep.
JM translation: Hellooooo? Anyone there? Give me attention. LOOK AT MEEEE. I NEED ATTENTION.
āSigned off workā - what, so she can present herself with a fit note?
Ah, Mr Jimmy Djokovic, how I have missed you
I believe she wound gave turned down the film cash as a lot of awkward questions would have been asked, revealing the not quite rags-to-riches story sheās based an entire career on...even the old Hollywood fantasy machine might balk at that one
The biggest eye roll ever managed is needed for this tweet, give me strength.
Can't imagine Val having much time for her. Kind of off-topic, but it's a pet hate of mine when someone says they've "done" something when they mean something else - in Jack's case here, she's ~read~ those books/books by those authors (except she hasn't), not "done" them. But more usually, and this really gets on my goat, people say they've "done" a country, meaning they've been there. Like, as is 'Oh yah, I've done Thailand, Malaysia, Australia and New Zealand'. Pisses me right off!
JM: Look at me, resting! This is great. *Sticks ass in the air* I've read 869 books in the past month.
Also JM: How do you REST? I just don't know how.
Also JM: How do you REST? I just don't know how.
It's still there. It's a reply to someone.
she doesnāt know how to rest the same way sheās never been on holiday or had cats
Here we go, yet again. She asks for recommendations then replies saying she's tried every single bleeping one of them.
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