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Be careful what you wish for. Here’s the time she “foraged” (i.e. picked something growing in her own garden) View attachment 2959721Claims she “foraged” elderflower and blackberries, actually foraged Germolene, Artex and sadness to create…
Last weekend, Small Boy and I headed out to a small area of marshland around a mile from our home, on a blackberry picking mission. We had been promising ourselves for some time that we would do it…
Be careful what you wish for. Here’s the time she “foraged” (i.e. picked something growing in her own garden) View attachment 2959721Claims she “foraged” elderflower and blackberries, actually foraged Germolene, Artex and sadness to create…
Last weekend, Small Boy and I headed out to a small area of marshland around a mile from our home, on a blackberry picking mission. We had been promising ourselves for some time that we would do it…
Be careful what you wish for. Here’s the time she “foraged” (i.e. picked something growing in her own garden) View attachment 2959721Claims she “foraged” elderflower and blackberries, actually foraged Germolene, Artex and sadness to create…
Last weekend, Small Boy and I headed out to a small area of marshland around a mile from our home, on a blackberry picking mission. We had been promising ourselves for some time that we would do it…
Be careful what you wish for. Here’s the time she “foraged” (i.e. picked something growing in her own garden) View attachment 2959721Claims she “foraged” elderflower and blackberries, actually foraged Germolene, Artex and sadness to create…
Last weekend, Small Boy and I headed out to a small area of marshland around a mile from our home, on a blackberry picking mission. We had been promising ourselves for some time that we would do it…
She also (2022) “secretly foraged” in a cupboard, at her Italian and Somalian first ever housemates’ spices when she left home at 16.
Or (in 2014), when she left home at 18 and learned to cook from foraging the labels on the back of Loyd Grossman jars.
And if you go to (2020) and about 33 mins in here, the very same housemates have become half-Italian and Nepalese. All imaginary first housemates are interchangeable.
Has anyone asked her why she didn't have some sort of estate sale to make some money off all this clutter she's apparently just giving away now, before resorting to boiling soap scraps, etc etc? Really makes you think. I mean if I was sitting on a pile of Wonderful Stuff but my bank account was...
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It’s ALL VERY CONFUSING isn’t it, you massive grifting fantasist.
In the latest helping of The Food Programme, Leyla Kazim meets Jack Monroe.
www.bbc.co.uk
Edit: just remembered that time she said she lived alone for 14 years after Dave and Ev realized by the time she was 4 how insufferable she was, banished her to live in the shed and started to take in feral children, who, unlike Shed Jack, they allowed to live in their actual house.
Mind you, she also said she’d been “waiting for a perm” (done by the “sea air”) for 17 years, from age 12 to age 29 so again it’s very hard to know what to believe.
From that 2022 link. Why are you crossing the picket line in the first place, you cosseted bleepinghead. Spoiled workshy brat. FFS what an analogy to choose.
Just remembered that she’s written one of her searing indictments upon contemporary Britain (the rest of which is sadly lost to time) about the picket line too. She’s on it this time, not crossing it. Lyrics and (no) Music by Jack Monroe.
Foraging for other people's food is just... stealing? Can't imagine her housemates were wealthy or they'd have upped sticks and moved out as she honked in
She also (2022) “secretly foraged” in a cupboard, at her Italian and Somalian first ever housemates’ spices when she left home at 16. View attachment 2959838
Or (in 2014), when she left home at 18 and learned to cook from foraging the labels on the back of Loyd Grossman jars. View attachment 2959866 View attachment 2959857And if you go to (2020) and about 33 mins in here, the very same housemates have become half-Italian and Nepalese. All imaginary first housemates are interchangeable.
Has anyone asked her why she didn't have some sort of estate sale to make some money off all this clutter she's apparently just giving away now, before resorting to boiling soap scraps, etc etc? Really makes you think. I mean if I was sitting on a pile of Wonderful Stuff but my bank account was...
In the latest helping of The Food Programme, Leyla Kazim meets Jack Monroe.
www.bbc.co.uk
Edit: just remembered that time she said she lived alone for 14 years after Dave and Ev realized by the time she was 4 how insufferable she was, banished her to live in the shed and started to take in feral children, who, unlike Shed Jack, they allowed to live in their actual house. View attachment 2959903
Mind you, she also said she’d been “waiting for a perm” (done by the “sea air”) for 17 years, from age 12 to age 29 so again it’s very hard to know what to believe. View attachment 2959909
Secretly foraged - I think she thinks foraged is the same as rummaged??
Also I guess 14 is just her go-to number for lies exaggerations?
I HAAAAAATE the use of "promptly" there. You don't grow up in one sudden instance. You can't say promptly there! You liked the chicken from primary school to teenhood!
This post is riddled with horrible writing but that's the bit that winds me up the most. Even moreso than "spiked" and "queer little thing I was" which are . And the fact that a tub of chicken and s bag of chips would cost more than a bus fare. I know it's just fantasising but she could at least try for verisimilitude
But seriously she had her child at what 22? So she either thinks he is not a person or she left home and started renting a house by herself aged eight #actuallyautistic #cannotlie
I’d not read the recipe before but as she doesn’t tell you to put the oven on until after you’ve finished mixing all the ingredients, I’m not surprised it didn’t rise.
Also she tells you to buy a bag of frozen mixed fruit and pick the blackberries out if you can‘t find fresh. How thrifty! And her maths won’t work because they won’t be exactly a fifth of the bag.
Standard. Showboating on the timeline for The Right Cause but bleeping right off asap once she's had her kudos and there's no kickback for her outstretched palm.
Foraging for other people's food is just... stealing? Can't imagine her housemates were wealthy or they'd have upped sticks and moved out as she honked in
Brought to you by the Jack Monroe “I’m Caarrrrazy me” School of Fuckwittery… ETA: Got there before me, Marm 👏😁 Oh Dear, looks like there's been some spicy chat in the Whatsapp!
tattle.life
She was particularly insufferable that thread. That said, the incident above did lead to some banging Canal Art
I HAAAAAATE the use of "promptly" there. You don't grow up in one sudden instance. You can't say promptly there! You liked the chicken from primary school to teenhood!
This post is riddled with horrible writing but that's the bit that winds me up the most. Even moreso than "spiked" and "queer little thing I was" which are . And the fact that a tub of chicken and s bag of chips would cost more than a bus fare. I know it's just fantasising but she could at least try for verisimilitude
But seriously she had her child at what 22? So she either thinks he is not a person or she left home and started renting a house by herself aged eight #actuallyautistic #cannotlie
I’ve never understood why she thinks there’s anything odd about liking coronation chicken as a child. It’s got a mild curry, creamy and fairly sweet flavour, it’s hardly an acquired taste and probably something most children would eat.
Brought to you by the Jack Monroe “I’m Caarrrrazy me” School of Fuckwittery… ETA: Got there before me, Marm 👏😁 Oh Dear, looks like there's been some spicy chat in the Whatsapp!
tattle.life
She was particularly insufferable that thread. That said, the incident above did lead to some banging Canal Art
From that 2022 link. Why are you crossing the picket line in the first place, you cosseted bleepinghead. Spoiled workshy brat. FFS what an analogy to choose. View attachment 2959885View attachment 2959886
Just remembered that she’s written one of her searing indictments upon contemporary Britain (the rest of which is sadly lost to time) about the picket line too. She’s on it this time, not crossing it. Lyrics and (no) Music by Jack Monroe. View attachment 2959893
What delightful secrets can a plastic tub of Coronation Chicken have?!
‘Don’t tell the tomatoes, Flora, but last night I gave the radish an hour to remember in the salad compartment!’
It’s a sandwich filler, not Chelsea Manning.
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