She thinks she’s such a wee maverick pixie. So what, I used to like eating ladybirds
, that doesn’t make me some sort of infant Bear Grylls.
Jack Monroe #575 The only poverty she's interested in alleviating is her own
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, that doesn’t make me some sort of infant Bear Grylls.
Makes you wonder why Chocco and Ev didn't wonder why their kids were setting off for school at 5am. Maybe they were too busy portioning out the cold beans to notice.
Where I grew up 
, if you lived more than 2 miles from school you'd get a free bus pass. Perhaps Chocco wanted her to roll through ditches and swing through the trees on the way - as practice for her intended military career?!
, if you lived more than 2 miles from school you'd get a free bus pass. Perhaps Chocco wanted her to roll through ditches and swing through the trees on the way - as practice for her intended military career?!
Yeah she actually didn’t live far enough away to get a pass. I regret to inform you that she was, in fact, lying. Big Chocco’s address is all over the internet, and we know she went to Westcliffe Grammar for Girls with Lilac Mercedes (no vans or land rovers allowed)Where I grew up
Or ironing the humiliating trousers. . .
What sort of patholical crank do you have to be to lie about your walk to school?
I need to learn the word "pathetic" and its synonyms in another language because English isn't sufficient to express what an unrelenting special case she is.
Alexa, show me someone who's never met a working class person.
I am going through OLD photos for reasons 🔺️. And found this
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Drier than a whole graveyard of bones. So funny.
Omg I have quite a few screen shots from early 2022 when I had alerts to her twitter and got wise to her deleting very quickly so would screen shot the notifications (!) I don't know if any of these are in the wiki or need to be 
I've told this story before probably but I was there when someone passed away ( not someone close or anything) and it was reported in the press cos he had had an important/public interest job before retirement. Anyway the press didn't even get the country he'd died in correct. You literally can't trust anything they say to be factually correct
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Wait, she used the Vidal Sassoon done-with-pinking- shears-and-a-blunt-machete-by-a-blind-person haircut as a profile picture?
Jack Monroe #543 All her pasta recipes scream ‘run to the bog’ more than ‘come to bed’
She has magical clothes that will fit both SB who is almost as tall as her, and OH who is 6ft.
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This post from @Wood SpiteJack Monroe #439 Kettle looks amazing Jack! Looking forward to ditching you later today x
I bet she didn’t even bother to do that BBQ for dinner on June 17th that she text-promised “excitedly” and Harold was SO disappointed that’s why HE LEFT on 19th. I deliberately block out of my mind as many of Jack’s “gigglings and wrigglings” and “snugglings” and “snufflings” and “childlike...
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An evil spirit would be released and haunt your house. I’ve seen that movie.
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1. Don’t cross picket lines
2. Nobody is forcing you to use twitter.
Jack has a huge box of adjectives she uses all the time. You could ask if you could have a forage through it.
I love (as much as one can) seeing new photos of guest acting the maggot. Sets the day up wonderfully
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Is this like the box of cupboard knobs?
She uses all the adjectives, just not necessarily in the right sentences.
It's like jazz. You need to listen to the adjectives she's not using
She doesnt look rock chic, just washed up here. She looks like rock star would look like coming out at the end of a hard core, heavy drug and drink addled life. Ozzy osbourne looks better.View attachment 2961054She was loveboming the tit out of Harold in her double pleather, leather and makeup crispy haired stage tho. Poor bugger. View attachment 2961060View attachment 2961056View attachment 2961057Jack Monroe #543 All her pasta recipes scream ‘run to the bog’ more than ‘come to bed’
She has magical clothes that will fit both SB who is almost as tall as her, and OH who is 6ft.tattle.life
Jack Monroe #439 Kettle looks amazing Jack! Looking forward to ditching you later today x
I bet she didn’t even bother to do that BBQ for dinner on June 17th that she text-promised “excitedly” and Harold was SO disappointed that’s why HE LEFT on 19th. I deliberately block out of my mind as many of Jack’s “gigglings and wrigglings” and “snugglings” and “snufflings” and “childlike...tattle.life
She’s liked a bunch of posts from a thread dated 2021 where she made a naff comment and had people respond to it. Bizarre.
Example (complete with bonus fanks for all you do) :
Example (complete with bonus fanks for all you do) :
“Ooh matron?” No wonder guest’s people on Twitter are the same as her people IRL: at least 20 years older and write the same kind of letters to the local newspaper as she does
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