Oh Dear, looks like there's been some spicy chat in the Whatsapp!Brought to you by the Jack Monroe “I’m Caarrrrazy me” School of Fuckwittery…
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I get she trying to prove she's not boring but there are other ways that don't result in be disinvited from further parties.
Honestly I can see the other people's faces.
Honestly I can see the other people's faces.
Jack has forgotten again that she is;
1. Poor
2. Suffering from crippling arthritis
Sure she will recalibrate shortly
1. Poor
2. Suffering from crippling arthritis
Sure she will recalibrate shortly
g-d, just imagine, you've planned a nice little get together in your garden with your pals, but you've had to invite chuckles monroe here or she might cry
then she turns up, hands out the hardtack, gets hyped up on squash and jumps into your pool in her grubby clothes, hooting and tooting all the while
you'd be wishing you had a tranquilizer dart
then she turns up, hands out the hardtack, gets hyped up on squash and jumps into your pool in her grubby clothes, hooting and tooting all the while
you'd be wishing you had a tranquilizer dart
I dunno, isn't thea Tattle thing or has it spread?
Anyhow, frauen, I am hoping that poetry reciting Jack has packed it in given that she frequently can't remember her own 'recipes' when she's upstairs or out at the shops.
I have done a riff on a poem in honor of thread 344.
Twitter twitter little twit
I don't wonder where you're at
Up above Thorpe Bay so high
Like a pumble in the sky
is pretty widespread I think, I see it on local Facebook groups where writing bellend would be flagged as swearing by whatever means Facebook uses.
Ah yes. Nothing like clambering out of a pool in soaking wet clothes to sort out arthritic joints.
Today a group of sober people are facing the first day of a decade of Jack saying "remember that time, I jumped in the pool".
Chuckles Monroe for thread title.
Ginger and oat biggies… fruit and oat lil crumblies… choc dunk… Jack, you’re 30-odd years old making these for adults, not making these for a five year old to take to nursery.
Yes Jack I'm sure it's your cookies bringing all the boys to the yard.
Co-op does a lovely range and now I'm hungry
Attendance is growing because you've driven everyone to drink Jack!
A few packets of Maryland will be very welcome pet, save yourself and the group from the hardship.
Yes Jack, because that’s what severely depressed people do. They go to parties and jump in the pool.
Starter for ten, did Jack actually jump into the pool?
a) Didn’t happen
b) it happened but only in Jack’s maverick brain
c) Nah, she’s just making it up to titillate her bro incel stans with thoughts of her in a wet t-shirt
Oh it's a PADDLING POOL. Yeah right. Why didn't she say so in the first place? Jackass.
Actual hell.
Surprised she hasn’t sparked a UFO alert in sarfend
Yes Jack, I'm sure people will be so impressed with your miserable, dry rancid nut biscuits they'll overlook your vile personality. Excellent strategy.
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