I nearly managed to turn the sound on this time. Baby steps.
She’s reading the lyrics from her phone, like all those broken-hearted Bowie fans “singing” Starman by candlelight at his mural. Charlatan.
Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something
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She’s reading the lyrics from her phone, like all those broken-hearted Bowie fans “singing” Starman by candlelight at his mural. Charlatan.
How do you know when she's lying ? Her lips move !
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Jack Monroe #31 Grunka Lunka dunkety doo, we came for Jack but stayed for you!
This reminds me of arguments with my 15 year old. He is a total smart arse. I know you are but what am I? 😂
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I also haven't watched Boulevaaaaard. I just don't think it's possible to loathe her any more than I already do...but .... maybe it IS!!!??
It’s a higher plane maaaaan
Or perhaps what a book token for the most cleverest and specialist and pluckiest little primary school urchins is to the Pulitzer prize
I would recommend watching it. I managed to get through it, but I still can't do the poetry one. Poo-levard is my benchmark of 100% knob. If ever I put my foot in it socially or at work, I think about this video and it recalibrates my cringeometer.
Ahahaha. I just want to know what poltergeist possessed her and made her upload Boulevard. The smug look to the cam as she finishes. Absolutely dreadful. 
Ahahaha. I just want to know what poltergeist possessed her and made her upload Boulevard. The smug look to the cam as she finishes. Absolutely dreadful.
Too short!
Accidental Partridge is her all over and can you imagine the way the one with the guest tattoo cringed herself inside out by now? Hopefully they've had it covered 🫣🫣🫣
This was a teeny highlight
Yes yes, guest, you are a joyless woke harpie. Anyways, I miss lots of posters but seeing thread 31 I hope that @Saint_clemmie is doing well, she was lovely.
I can't keep up with all of this monster's threads but I do silently dip in and out as much as possible as I am waiting for her demise. She's such a whiny horrible creature.
My reason for posting is can anhyone point me in the most recent patreon numbers she has as I love it when I see those posts and can feel that her income from that is dropping.
My reason for posting is can anhyone point me in the most recent patreon numbers she has as I love it when I see those posts and can feel that her income from that is dropping.
Another credit for @heretoreaditall2019 here, this one from Thread 31 (thanks @Valiofthedolls) and an incredible foreshadowing of a nickname to come:
This blast from the past has reminded me that I bought a checked jacket for work recently and NO ONE has called me Ted Bovis yet. I’m mostly relieved but also concerned that standards are slipping.bleeping hell. I bet she had more than that freeze in horror outside her musicstudio-bed-nest-sepia-shower to try to figure out why the duck Soho Farmhouse keeps giant gak-addled American cuteastinyshinybutton geese who loudly honk out
POO 🪿
alarming unsuspecting passers by.View attachment 2941924Have just re-read and the horror of being there live is summed up perfectly by @Veronicaaa
View attachment 2941910Starts here:
Jack Monroe #395 That’s not my fanny
didn't jack say her and oh bought like 10 of those godawful hats together? now look at this hat maybe davy b (?medium dave) was harold all along makes u thinktattle.life@Bugger13 is completely correct
View attachment 2941916And as POOOO BALLLS would have it! It’s in our media section, added by @That Forensic Man
Edit: even if you do it with the sound off, it’s a pearler. But you’re missing out if you don’t have the volume up. Have seen it dozens of times, just watched again and laughed til I cried.
Post-laryngitis Tom Waits sesh
https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1570778124102557696tattle.life
Especially at this bit where she gets so animated she goes off camera. View attachment 2941978FFS wot a nob🪿
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I’ve never managed Landslide. I’ve watched the preamble but always turn it off before I get to the “singing”.
guest has hidden her patreon posts for some time now but read back a but and @heretoreaditall2019 used to be able to see her monthly income...good times.
Thank you for the @, as a big disclaimer I/we/graphtreon/the internet only ever had visibility on the number of subscribers as she’d hidden revenue. I heavily caveated the estimated revenue side of the tracker with the fact it was an estimate & we were taking off ~12% platform fees as per their documentation a few years back.
As part of that revenue estimate we shared a range from the lowest to something like £20 per sub, which was unlikely (there was work done + shared on what her subscriber composition would have had to look like for such a high avg and it was just so unlikely). We referenced Olia Hercules’ per subscriber avg of ~£12 (upon @Lucky Escape ’s fab suggestion) as the most probable. However when the data breach happened it turned out this assumption was significantly overstating her revenue & that it was in line with our lowest assumption at the £3 per sub mark. I don’t want beef about this and not condoning anything in mentioning it, it just feels important to flag that the assumption I historically felt most comfortable running commentary with has since been proven inaccurate so if anyone goes back to read thru them (search my username + “Patreon update”) please bear that in mind
She is more useless than a pair of baws post vasectomy.
I feel like, with our collective... eclectic.. knowledge, we could form a Tattle Party and make a pretty good job of running the country.
LOADS OF US WERE ASKING FOR IT!!! Don't you remember?Ahahaha. I just want to know what poltergeist possessed her and made her upload Boulevard. The smug look to the cam as she finishes. Absolutely dreadful.
Also cocaine.
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