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There has been so much competition - the bar for the next title is incredibly high - but this . . . is GENIUS!
Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something
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There has been so much competition - the bar for the next title is incredibly high - but this . . . is GENIUS!
But she claimed to have a dehydrator at one stage
She has claimed many things Mouse, dear.
Many, many things.
Many, many, many things.
So many things that some unkind people have even suggested that she - and this will shock you - may have lied.
I do think that the dehydrator is true though - she's always buying
*Not suggesting that you buy random kitchen shite - it's just a generalisation.
She has got an expensive dehydrator, we’ve seen it.
A bit like the £20 shops. She never said she only has £20, that’s just the budget for her performative shops.
How does someone who can’t afford to switch her lights on, have her radiators on enough to dry anything?
Another one to add to the “list of reasons Guest is lying about not drinking gin” file amongst that too.I side eye LJC for a lot of things, but going round to this shithole Final Destination hell-kitchen on your “first date” (and that’s before she’s even served you up any vile sex pasta slop) and then coming back for more… can’t say you weren’t WARNED what awaited you. View attachment 2954670View attachment 2954672View attachment 2954673 ---
Sex Pasta part deux, in the Kitchen of Doom. It’s eponymous (to her) with falling in love.
View attachment 2954688That effing rose
Come-To-Bed Parmigiana, 74p [VG/V/DF/GF*]
11 months ago today, I turned up to work late, sleepless, an incoherent babbling wreck chewed up by an 18 month landmark court trial and with bright copper dye fading from my wiry, tousled mania of…oursouthend.wordpress.com
She IS a dehydrator. Saps the life from all she touches.
Solar powered dear heart, solar powered. Either that or it is a low voltage radiator.
You know what we haven't seen in ages? A frau origin story. But do you know what we have seen? Relatively new fraus.
Really makes you think. If you have a mo, do please indulge us with Friday night story time about how you discovered Jack, and what wised you up to the grift.
She claimed to have seen many bleeping fires. Unfortunately that was the weekend chocolate was shopping for a new twin element electric at Currys. So no lie
The 'can't afford butter' era was something else. She just kept on saying it. I know it was a while ago but this must have turned a few squigs, it was such obvious grift. CRINGE, Jack. If you couldn't afford butter back then with all that work on, what are you eating now? Doesn't bear thinking about dear hearts 
(spoiler/she's eating and drinking absolutely fine, as always)
(spoiler/she's eating and drinking absolutely fine, as always)
in memoriam to one of my old avatars and to remember that time we spent days adapting memes for jack lore - also with *hats*!
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and to remember that time we spent days adapting memes for jack lore - also with *hats*!
Irreverent? Irreverent? Are you sure, guest?I side eye LJC for a lot of things, but going round to this shithole Final Destination hell-kitchen on your “first date” (and that’s before she’s even served you up any vile sex pasta slop) and then coming back for more… can’t say you weren’t WARNED what awaited you. View attachment 2954670View attachment 2954672View attachment 2954673 ---
Sex Pasta part deux, in the Kitchen of Doom. It’s eponymous (to her) with falling in love.
View attachment 2954688That effing roseCome-To-Bed Parmigiana, 74p [VG/V/DF/GF*]
11 months ago today, I turned up to work late, sleepless, an incoherent babbling wreck chewed up by an 18 month landmark court trial and with bright copper dye fading from my wiry, tousled mania of…
Excuse you! She dries them out on the radiator for ONE HOUR A DAY and then pops them in the bed for the night with her and the electric blanket #frugal #JacksHacks #WhatAboutTheBedOvenTrays?!
Potatoes
Mushrooms
And Oranges
Also, if you want to buy your own, I’m reliably informed that other supermarkets sell similar products at competitive prices.
Imagine the bleeping stench of the compost heaps on all her radiators.
Why don’t we ever get hats anymore? I want a bleeping hat. Can’t we have a bank holiday hat?
Christ, yes!
She's a female (or non-binary, or trans, or whatever) equivalent of Colin Robinson, the Energy Vampire from "What We Do in The Shadows".
(I actually worked with someone called Colin Robinson. He didn't look like the one in the programme - or I don't think so, it was hard to tell through the cloud of cigarette smoke. However, he did drain the life out of everything.)
That'll be the years worth of thick dust she's painstakingly built up behind the radiators. Dries mushrooms out perfectly
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