I think everybody should have to wear a hat.
I’m a relatively new Frau and haven’t seen this headache-inducing kitchen purgatory “transformation”. Manky boots and shoes in front of a candle “fire place”, below an over the top array of hanging, decorative kitchenalia. I get a migraine and shortness of breathe just looking at this utter mess.I side eye LJC for a lot of things, but going round to this shithole Final Destination hell-kitchen on your “first date” (and that’s before she’s even served you up any vile sex pasta slop) and then coming back for more… can’t say you weren’t WARNED what awaited you. View attachment 2954670View attachment 2954672View attachment 2954673 ---
Sex Pasta part deux, in the Kitchen of Doom. It’s eponymous (to her) with falling in love.
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Come-To-Bed Parmigiana, 74p [VG/V/DF/GF*]
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I never actually read the recipe on the site before. First comment:I side eye LJC for a lot of things, but going round to this shithole Final Destination hell-kitchen on your “first date” (and that’s before she’s even served you up any vile sex pasta slop) and then coming back for more… can’t say you weren’t WARNED what awaited you. View attachment 2954670View attachment 2954672View attachment 2954673 ---
Sex Pasta part deux, in the Kitchen of Doom. It’s eponymous (to her) with falling in love.
View attachment 2954688That effing roseCome-To-Bed Parmigiana, 74p [VG/V/DF/GF*]
11 months ago today, I turned up to work late, sleepless, an incoherent babbling wreck chewed up by an 18 month landmark court trial and with bright copper dye fading from my wiry, tousled mania of…
Agreed re LJC - she must’ve been dying for a shag to not be blinded by
- I mean to eat pasta for a month - be it the come to bed or white chocolate variety - before confessing to not liking pasta is VERY strange. Unless of course Guest is 
lying …. Or to eat anything concocted in that Victorian slum tenement kitchen for that matter.She confirmed SHE could afford it, it was the budget which couldn’t #ThenAndNOW #🫎The 'can't afford butter' era was something else. She just kept on saying it. I know it was a while ago but this must have turned a few squigs, it was such obvious grift. CRINGE, Jack. If you couldn't afford butter back then with all that work on, what are you eating now? Doesn't bear thinking about dear hearts(spoiler/she's eating and drinking absolutely fine, as always)
#344%JackMaffsWhat do you want her to do? She can’t afford to turn them on, she can’t flog them or it would cause a gas leak.
I thought she'd ripped them off the wall, when she raged against the patriarchy.
Wasn’t it in a meeting?
Could have been in a railway carriage.
I have never met anyone else who hates the toffee one! Mine goes naked minstrel, coffee, maltesers. Not had any since before the addition of a raisin one. I love chocolate raisins but they don’t belong in revels and I only found out they’re in there the other day!
Funnily enough my dad claimed she used to be a fan of it snowing too.
Cheapo mushrooms all carefully posed in a spendy Sophie Conran for Portmerion heart-shaped bowl
Just checked wiki - she's a year younger than ne and looks at least 15 years older.
Only one thing to say about this….
Warned! Real Partridge deserves better than that!
I thought she ripped radiators off the wall during childbirth?
I won’t be going if she does
All chaos are interchangeable tender bean
